Went to a local volunteer run cafe and a woman at the till was training someone.
I asked for a black americano with a shot of vanilla.
She looked at me like I was crazy and said “you mean a white americano”. I explained I definitely did not.
(I don’t have dairy and don’t really like any sort of milk in coffee anyway, but I like something to sweeten it. I prefer it to a sweetener.)
she said SO loudly “I’ve never seen that before! A latte or something yes, but really!”
and then the girl started to make it but was getting confused so the woman kept very loudly, in a quiet cafe, banging on about how she would be confused because it was a strange order but the customer is always right…
Am I a freak and I never realised!?!?