Please vote for me at the next GE

[DistinguishedSocialCommentator]

This is a light-hearted thread. My aim is to help many see the light re politics

I've been called a "Tory...."

Therefore, I will let the cat out of the bag.

I'm an Independent wants to be and may stand at the next GE

My manifesto:

To increase all benefits for those in and out of work.

Throw money at the NHS

Pay nHS staff a one off 30% pay rise and a rise of inflation plus 6% for the next five years

Get more police officers

Increase teachers pay

Increase defence spending

Stop the boats within 48 hours

Tax cuts for all earning less that 500k a year

Raise IHT to 2.7 million

Help first-time buyers

Reduce stamp duty on first homes

Retain the stamp duty on second homes etc

NHS dentist for all within 3 months and Free at the point of provision for no cosmetic work, essential work

50% discount on all EV vehicles

Reduce road tax

Spen 3 billion on our crumbling roads

Train more doctors and other NHS staff

Increase defence spending to 3% of GDP

Improve social housing

Free university education for all

No tv licence of all

No one should work more than 30 hours a week if they do not want to

Speed up the judicial system

More rights for all British citizens

Reduce the number of MP's to 69.

Shut down the House of Lords

Free school meals for all children

A free laptop for all schoolchildren

Ensure all gun and knife crime criminals are locked up for 36 months minimum caught the first time with a weapon and left on the second

Make Britain a world leader and regain our first world status and have the best NHS in the world and the best country to live in the world.

Now, please do not forget to vote for me. LOL

Will I stick to my manifesto once I've been voted in, say yes.

If you feel its a load of BS, then vote no

Add minimum £50,000 fine for fly tippers
Add £200 for littering
Add air pollution fine of £200 for smoking neighbours/in the street double if its weed
Vape tax now not in 2026
Create an environmental police force that deals with ASB as well as environmental issues
Re-wild Britain
Bring in proper school meals and not this crap they eat today

how will you fund your lovely plans OP?

Given your comments on other threads, I don't think you're in a position to help anyone "see the light" because you come across as being blindingly ignorant yourself.

I wouldn't vote for you because you don't seem to have the faintest idea how government works and what powers an MP has.

“Stop the boats within 48 hours”

Hahaha. There is literally nothing you or anyone can do about that. It’s also not anything like as big an issue as people make out, just tabloidthink shit for simpletons. You should have said speed up asylum application processing.

To make the UK stronger we should also join the EU single market & customs union, better still would be Schengen. That would give us the strongest possible policy on “small boats” for those who worry about that.

You wish is my command. As long as you vote for me and encourage everyone you can encourage votes for me.

Thank you

How will you achieve these things @DistinguishedSocialCommentator? Where will you get the money and trained staff from?

I agree.

Where there is a will there is a way.
I am to regenerate the will of everyone that is able to work, to work.
I will tax to the hilt every profit-making company that remains in our grasp.
Very soon, everyone will be reaping the rewards and every half-decent company and professional will want to live/work be in Britain.

All being well, I will reduce VAT to 12% initially and aim to remove this hated tax within 4 years

Done your shopping at Ollivanders, Op?

Please stop anti-Britain stance. As per my previous post, anyone and everyone who is a high ranking much needed profession to make our country great again will want to come here once you guys vote me in

And Mr Kier and Liz Truss do, do they, lol.

🤣🤣 good one.

This is why I have included it to ensure the encatchment of everyone of voting age

I will also add to my great manifesto that all those aged 12 years upwards will have the right to vote under my esteemed reign as your, the people's PM

How about the boat people have to mandatory join our military?
I think that would easier than lying to us about stopping the boats, no fucker will ever manage to stop those.

This

So you're basically promising to give everyone everything they want? And what will you do about widespread public disillusionment once you've been voted in yet the public see none of this materialise?

Total ban on alcohol except for medicinal purposes within a medical facility.
Total ban on smoking of any kind.
Ban on pornography of any kind
Invest heavily in education for each child.
Invest in teachers so that a teaching career becomes more attractive to young people and we can get the best of the best..
Introduce DIY skills to schools so that dc can develop certain skills e.g simple carpentry, painting. All schools will have a workshop dedicated to learning these skills and will have local tradesmen/women come in and teach them.
Introduce Personal finance skills to schools and encourage business ideas and investing through a dedicated budget.
A ban on all gambling venues.
Get Strict control of access to certain websites for children.

Isn't this your third rallying cry political thread this week? Perhaps this what happens when you retire too early!

Thank you. Your defeatist attitude is not helping you.

I will stop them because I'm NO "f......"

Join the "military"?? are you jesting? What about security checks as some don't have traceable history? Lets keep it real, please

That's not Keir Starmer's name. I suspect he's more capable and knowledgeable than you are. In any case he hasn't yet been elected.

The fact that Liz Truss was a disaster doesn't enhance your credentials.

There's nothing in your list for how all this will be paid for so I am not voting for you. You can't cut taxes and increase spending without destroying the UKs credit rating and tanking the economy.

Pick either increasing spending or cutting taxes, or have a mixture on both sides.

How is you friend, the labour leader aiming to to fund his and his teams dreams now that the 'non-doms' tax has already been budgeted in by the tories?

What does the labour lot offer and how will it be funded

I'm proposing to be an impendent candidate based on the Tory & Lab best bits they aim to lure voters to them, so make sure you vote for me if I stand at the GE

My dear friend, please read my previous posts, its all detailed in there

My proposals are actually better than the Tories, Labour jokers put together

My costings are based on pure facts that the OBR will confirm are second to none. That is once I'm at number 10.

I'm also adding to the manifesto.

A to ban all E-scooters in public places
Bring in new laws to have number plates on cyclists bikes or their hi-vis jacket, along with mandatory insurance and a sero tolerance of those riders that break the law.

I also propose to introduce a new take on private planes and passengers.

Free public transport for all children and everyone between the hours of 18-30 hour until 07-00 hrs the next day. Free public transport for all on weekends and all public holidays

I'm aiming to bring you the best of the Tories and Labour that will result in a thriving Brtian and the citizens of our nation will be the most envied in the world.

I think even the three deathly hallows will not provide OP with sufficient magic for her goals