If you were to meet any Mumsnetter, who would it be?

[chocolatecup]

And in what capacity? So it could be someone you just think seems really nice, and you could chat and have tea together. Or someone fun for drinks and going out. Somebody with whom you'd like to have a good debate and set the world to rights. A Mumsnetter you'd like to go shopping with, as you like the sound of their style. Or a wise, kindly soul whose advice you would unashamedly seek! An ideal dinner party guest, perhaps?
Looking forward to reading your replies (have name-changed though, as it just felt a bit awkward using my own!). I must confess to being shockingly unobservant when it comes to names on here, even if I have received some wonderful replies and perspectives over the years.

Let the unmumsnetty love commence!

[theeyeshaveit82]

replies (have name-changed though, as it just felt a bit awkward using my own!).

why?

[Redkatagain]

Prh47bridge and collaborate, just to see if their appearances match up to the images Inhave in my head

[houseydncf]

I think anyone replying to this should leave a little summary of who they're referring to. Like who are they, what boards do they post on and what do you imagine they're like IRL!!

[DevaleraSpawnOfSatan]

This has the potential to end in tears. 🙄

[MadamVastra]

Oh don't start all this again 🙄

[OpalOrchid]

<pours a drink>

[Usernamewassavedsuccessfully]

I have.. but she doesn't know it. In the olden days, some MNers used to have profile pics. One poster mentioned some details that felt very familiar so I did a little light stalking - turns out we'd gone to primary school together and not seen each other since. No, I didn't message her to tell her and no, I don't/didn't share anything she posts with anyone else.

[AutumnCrow]

AH WANNAE GET STEAMIN WI' THE REAL FEMINIST AN AH'LL NO BE PAYIN

[PicaK]

I can never remember their full names!
Mumblechum?
Italian Greyhound?
Awesome advice every time

[Kangarude]

If you’re not observant in relation to names, surely it would be meaningless for anyone to name someone

[TheShellBeach]

I'd love to meet RainbowZebraWarrior.

[BaroqueInterlude]

I'd love to meet @toddlerteaplease of The Litter Tray and give Cheddar and Penelope a cuddle (if they'd allow it)!

[OpalOrchid]

Don't most people NC all the time these days?

[Galeforcewindatmywindow]

Any mner with pointy hounds...

[Daisyislazy]

🍿

[Cuppachuchu]

Superlambaanana piqued my interest on an earlier thread.

[determinedtomakethiswork]

Most people have changed their name so many times that I wouldn't know who I knew.

This sort of thread has always ended in tears.

[lifeisafunnyoldgame]

Shithole101, just to tell her how fucking amazing she is.

[Iudncuewbccgrcb]

@Redkatagain

Prh47bridge and collaborate, just to see if their appearances match up to the images Inhave in my head

At least one of them is a bloke, can't remember which, possibly both so if you are imagining a mumsy local solicitor you are going to be disappointed

[Woodyandbuzz1]

What's the point in starting this thread if you don't even pay attention to usernames yourself?

[charabang]

Either I'm getting a life or I don't see so many stand out names anymore. There is one poster whose views align with mine, I'm guessing we're a similar age and she hops around the boards..but I'm too shy to name them 😁

[Doltontweedle]

@DevaleraSpawnOfSatan

This has the potential to end in tears. 🙄

I agree. I’ve not seen this thread written before, but my first thought was about a mnetter who wrote a post a few months ago, that I still think about on a daily basis that I’d love to know who she was, so I could report her to ss

[W0tnow]

I’m 54 and have been around a few blocks, so it would be anyone on the relationships board who is bending over backwards for her arsehole husband/partner who had the whole world at her feet (but who doesn’t know it).

Then @mumsneedwine who has (unknowingly) talked me down from the edge several times during the university application process (she’ll know which discipline!).

[wubwubwub]

No idea

[RainbowZebraWarrior]

@TheShellBeach

I'd love to meet RainbowZebraWarrior.

Oh gosh, I was just idly scrolling and thought "hang on, that's me!"

Right back atcha, Shell! ❤️