If you were to meet any Mumsnetter, who would it be?

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And in what capacity? So it could be someone you just think seems really nice, and you could chat and have tea together. Or someone fun for drinks and going out. Somebody with whom you'd like to have a good debate and set the world to rights. A Mumsnetter you'd like to go shopping with, as you like the sound of their style. Or a wise, kindly soul whose advice you would unashamedly seek! An ideal dinner party guest, perhaps?
Looking forward to reading your replies (have name-changed though, as it just felt a bit awkward using my own!). I must confess to being shockingly unobservant when it comes to names on here, even if I have received some wonderful replies and perspectives over the years.

Let the unmumsnetty love commence!

Totally agree. Does feel a bit old girls fam club.
Mean girls style.

This is great because of none of these names mean anything to hardly anyone.

@Rubirosa

This is in the same vein as who is your favourite mimsnetter
The same names popped up every time 🙄

ScottishMummy was the best.

I'd like to meet the ones I've argued with.
We can duke it out 😂

<creepy wee brackets>

Errr what ain't this an anonymous forum

@BaroqueInterlude Cheddar is definitely available for cuddles. Penelope may be amenable. I'm in the East Midlands if that's any good?!

I’ve met a few Mnetters over the years I’ve been on here, all lovely people and we still regularly meet up. I stayed away from some of the ‘well known’ ones on here, I agree with @Nightblindness some of the well known names weren't so nice in real life.

I'd like to meet @Otherpeoplemanage who was having a very rough patch with her mental health a few months ago. I still think about her and hope she's ok.

I never notice anyone's names anymore. Bit sad really.

I would like SoupDragon to wingman me through every awkward encounter.

I would like to have a cuppa with Catlady(?) and Mini to see if they’re okay these days

I only remember the annoying ones.

70isalimitnotatarget because they seem to like a lot of the the same things that I like, and I enjoy their posting style.

Formerly Hectate - I should think they go by a different name now, but years ago when I was on Mumsnet a lot, Hectate was a very prolific poster and was always interesting and fair.

Ugh, she was bloody awful.

@Babyroobs for always giving such amazing advice about benefits. It's such a minefield and she/he has been really helpful so many times.

Mitmoo.

That's me banned then. 🤣

Can't remember what the fuss was about, but I remember it being very funny.

Yeah, everyone sucking up to the mean girl clique.

@Nightblindness I agree - I was here back in the days and it wasn’t pleasant.

I met some a while back - became very very close friends with one, our kids grew up together. Then she died 😢😢. Miss her so much x

I recognise a lot of regular usernames but I wouldn't want to meet any of them in real life because someone's style of posting on an anonymous forum doesn't actually tell you anything about what they may be like in real life. I would like to be nosey and know who might live in my town though!

@peachgreen because we knew each other from Twitter IRL and have never met.

She's utterly lovely.

I NC a while ago after one of my posts blew up but I'm sure peach knows who I am.

My lovely SIL is on here too but that's cheating !

I think most people name change regularly now

I've been to a meet up and met some nice and some not so nice but I only remember the name of the annoying one. She still posts about her DS and how much she knows about education .

I hate these thinly veiled suck up threads

Oh and if I'm allowed an additional please can I meet @fiveyearsleft.

She kept me sane with her witty posts when meno insomnia was taking over my life. She's so funny too.

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