Sniff, sniff, sniff. You have snot in your nose, blow it!
Just got into the office. Big open plan monstrosity. 2 other people are in. They are both sniffing snot up their noses every 10 seconds or so, in stereo.
I offered the closest one to me my box of tissues. Oh, thanks, but I'm fine.
Its so annoying for others, but it MUST be annoying for them too, surely?
Mind you, it's light relief from the usual YouTube videos being played on full volume without headphones.
Or the shouted conversations had over multiple banks of desks. Or the pile of dirty dishes around the sink, on the draining board and in the sink. Or the box of mouldy lunch festering in the fridge.
God I hate the office.