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To want to know the weirdest dream you've had?

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SheKeepsWhisperingYourName · 17/10/2023 18:58

So last night I dreamt I was dating Moira Stuart. Absolutely no idea where that came from in my subconscious, I haven't seen or listened to anything with Moira in for a few years.
I mean obviously she is beautiful but wtf?
Where does our brain get this stuff from?
Also in my dream she was wearing double denim (sorry Moira)
Anyone want to share theirs?

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Wilkolampshade · 17/10/2023 19:03

Flying at speed over the North Sea about 15ft above the surface, arrive at an object rotating in the air above the waves, a kind of glassy dodecahedron, then I whizz off and feel the horrors at the white feet and calves of people sticking out of the water in a sea cave. The feet are so white and prune and cold. It's horrific. Wake up in a panic.
Used to have this repeatedly as a child.

blablablagobshite · 17/10/2023 19:06

When I was pregnant I dreamt I gave birth to a baby goat !

TheShellBeach · 17/10/2023 19:08

I was on the roof of a very tall building with the Yorkshire Ripper so to avoid being murdered, I jumped off and plunged to my death.

Gatekeeper · 17/10/2023 19:10

i once dreamt I was a cushion...

Paradiseflycatcher · 17/10/2023 19:11

I couldn't possibly disclose on here

Sausagedognamedmash · 17/10/2023 19:13

Madonna chased me around a castle trying to kill me. This dream occurred more than once as a preteen/teenager. No idea why.

Theoldcuriosityshop · 17/10/2023 19:15

Not me, but my mum once dreamt she was a pea in a pod.Grin

RenoDakota · 17/10/2023 19:16

Dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow.

Woke up and my pillow was gone.

RenoDakota · 17/10/2023 19:16

Dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow.

Woke up and my pillow was gone.

StrictlyAFemaleFemale · 17/10/2023 19:16

I once dreamed I was peeling potatoes with Prince Harry in a camp kitchen at the World Scout Jamboree whilst watching Prince William at the opening ceremony on TV. We were having a good moan about older siblings.

I've been a Girl Guide for 35 years. I wouldn't be seen dead at a Scout Jamboree.

ShutItYouSlag · 17/10/2023 19:17

Last night, David Beckham was trying to sell me his aftershaves….🤷‍♀️ - he was in his ‘handsome phase’ - but I wasn’t interested!
God knows what that was about
( I’m not a fan of DB or his aftershaves😁)

My dreams are usually bizarre!!

stopitstopitnooow · 17/10/2023 19:19

I had a surrogate sex change for my sister and my father in law was the one administering my injections when I was back at home afterwards.

shatteredL · 17/10/2023 19:20

When I was about 12, I had a dream that me and my best friend at the time were walking across the local asda car park at night and a man was following us. I can't remember the full details but I remember this man holding me above his head by my feet, slamming me back and forth onto the ground 🫠

Noshowlomo · 17/10/2023 19:22

I dreamt I was talking to the Beckhams and Vic was saying (in a London cockney accent) “me and David when we’re bored we put a key under David’s foreskin and from the shape of it we haha to guess whether it’s the front door key or the back door key.

I have such weird dreams

RunnyPaint · 17/10/2023 19:23

I also had a double denim dream. Paul Holywood was trying to kill me! 😳 I have also dreamt about really mundane household chores. Not sure which extreme is worse...

Lollypoppet · 17/10/2023 19:24

I was looking after a group of my daughters friends and they all turned into flies and were flying everywhere and couldn't catch them and in my dream the parents were on their way and how would I tell them that I'd lost them all somewhere as they flew away. The anxiety I feel at being responsible for other people's children were coming out in my dream!

Lollypoppet · 17/10/2023 19:25

Lots of David Beckham dreams going on! 😅

Monr0e · 17/10/2023 19:26

Whe I was a teenager, I dreamt I drowned, what made it more weird was that I dreamt it in black and white, actually more brown and white, like sepia. And it was in a very shallow river with lots of reeds, I remember it was actually very peaceful.

Just last week I dreamt I was being chased by vampires through a warehouse. David Capaldi's doctor who came running up the stairs and slammed my head into the door frame to knock me out. This was supposedly to make me look dead so the vampires would run right past me. I woke in a large room having been dragged there by a couple of builders, surrounded by a lot of other dazed looking individuals doctor who had also "saved"

threecupsofteaminimum · 17/10/2023 19:27

The top of the Shard which was a spaceship which took off and we all went on quite the outer space adventure.

I've never been at the top of the Shard.

Many years ago I had a very clear dream that I had murdered someone and their head was hidden in the attic of a boys house I knew from school but had barely even spoken to. That recurred a few times, disconcerting to say the least.

LadyMacbethWasMisunderstood · 17/10/2023 19:28

I dreamt I went into a room at work and there was a gigantic cake on a plinth and it was modelled to resemble the face of one of my colleagues (someone I knew fairly well and liked, but we weren’t friends out of work and I never usually thought about them). It was an exact likeness of my colleague and I was terrified as I knew that somehow it was actually my colleague who had been turned into a cake. Just as I was thinking this, a group of armed men came in with a huge mixing bowl and a bag of flour and said they were going to turn me into a cake as well. I woke up then feeling really disturbed.

BlowMyBubbles · 17/10/2023 19:30

That I had a threesome with Borris Johnson and his sister, who looked like BoJo in drag.

I'm still recovering.

Chiwahwah · 17/10/2023 19:30

I had a dream when pregnant that my son was born a ferret. He was so wriggly and I was desperatly trying to get him to latch onto my nipple to breastfeed.

I had a recurring dream when I was young that a giant was chasing me and I would run to my house and I could see him through the window. He would peel the roof off the house and find me every time.

ghostyslovesheets · 17/10/2023 19:32

Fever dream a few nights ago (got a vile vile cold and feeling awful) - had watched a TV show before drifting off about a 90's show that never was - so I ended up living with people in a tiny flat with no money - but it was the people I lived with way back in the 90's on a mountain (this is true) and I was in bed sick and trying to help and I fell and broke my leg - oh and I was craving tuna sandwiches - went on for ages - woke up with cramp and a craving for tuna!

When married I used to wake up angry with him as he'd ;eft me in my sleep - well the leaving me bit came true anyway!

Gratedpotato · 17/10/2023 19:32

Mine are always batshit, recently I was living in a dyson vacuum, with my childhood neighbour Mr Hewitt. He was angry at how much dirt kept appearing and told me I would be an awful housewife. There was a firework display and he was upset that lint kept getting stuck to his toffee apples.

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SheKeepsWhisperingYourName · 17/10/2023 19:34

Lollypoppet · 17/10/2023 19:24

I was looking after a group of my daughters friends and they all turned into flies and were flying everywhere and couldn't catch them and in my dream the parents were on their way and how would I tell them that I'd lost them all somewhere as they flew away. The anxiety I feel at being responsible for other people's children were coming out in my dream!

I had these kind of dreams for years. Urgh anxiety dreams are horrible.

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