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Rolling vagina farts

81 replies

Pizzatrip · 19/06/2023 22:18

Hello,

As far as I can remember, once in a while (normally whilst sat down or laying down), I’ll fart and it’ll roll forwards and make its way up my vagina.. it’ll often get stuck there and I’ll have to wriggle around a bit to get it out!

Does anyone else get this?!

YABU - that’s never happened to me, you weirdo
YANBU - yes! I’ve also experienced this

OP posts:
TellingBone · 20/06/2023 11:07

This should be added to the official list

Fanny daggers
Javeline arse
Lip rippler

TellingBone · 20/06/2023 11:08

*javelin

RebulahConundrum · 20/06/2023 11:16

I heard Rolling Vagina Farts on 6music the other night

Splishsploshsplash · 20/06/2023 12:04

Oh my god. I can’t believe the timing of this thread! This happened to me today and I was going to Google vagina farts but came on here and this thread is a gift!!!!! What are the odds…..

Mine was very loud….

getafringenotbotox · 20/06/2023 15:05

XenoBitch · 19/06/2023 22:23

Exit through the gift shop.

Hahaha I love that. That really made me laugh 😂

Desperatetime · 20/06/2023 15:24

Only on mumsnett

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