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Rolling vagina farts

81 replies

Pizzatrip · 19/06/2023 22:18

Hello,

As far as I can remember, once in a while (normally whilst sat down or laying down), I’ll fart and it’ll roll forwards and make its way up my vagina.. it’ll often get stuck there and I’ll have to wriggle around a bit to get it out!

Does anyone else get this?!

YABU - that’s never happened to me, you weirdo
YANBU - yes! I’ve also experienced this

OP posts:
darkmodeon · 19/06/2023 22:45

I feel like I'm missing out

NightAndShiningArmour · 19/06/2023 22:45

What if the fart gets trapped tho 😶

cruisebaba1 · 19/06/2023 22:47

Awaanbileyirheid · 19/06/2023 22:38

Yup, happens to me too. DH and I call them flapslappers or flapslobbbers if its a particularly damp sounding one.
Aging truly is a gift.

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

Whiskeypowers · 19/06/2023 22:48

PrinnyPaupersPurse · 19/06/2023 22:24

We call these lip ripplers as you have to wiggle to dislodge the gas and it normally rolls up the front between your flat bits.

“Lip ripplers”

once read never forgotten 😂

beezlebubnicky · 19/06/2023 22:48

A fellow sufferer haha! I get them once in a while, yes. It's a horrible squirmy feeling, eurgh! For me it's to do with how hairy things are down there - the smoother I am, the more likely I am to have a rolling vag toot

Bearpawk · 19/06/2023 22:49

It doesn't actually go UP the vag; more like along the crotch and out the top of the vulva.
Has happened to me before when my butt cheeks are squashed up v tight jeans or sitting down in a particular way) so I guess it can't get out the back

thunderboltsoflightening · 19/06/2023 22:49

Yep, but I've noticed a pattern (for me anyways) as to when this happens ...

If I've not been maintaining the area it doesn't happen but when I do maintain the area (hair free) then it happens all the time.

Anyone else noticed this?

Borris · 19/06/2023 22:51

I quite like it when it happens.Blush

RosaBaby2 · 19/06/2023 22:51

beezlebubnicky · 19/06/2023 22:48

A fellow sufferer haha! I get them once in a while, yes. It's a horrible squirmy feeling, eurgh! For me it's to do with how hairy things are down there - the smoother I am, the more likely I am to have a rolling vag toot

That's provably because your flaps clamp closed when there's no pubes to create gaps 😂

WhamBamThankU · 19/06/2023 22:54

When it makes the little fart noise again upon release though 😭

Hugasauras · 19/06/2023 22:57

🙋

TrainedByCats · 19/06/2023 23:01

Blimey the things I’ve learnt about on MN Grin

Pizzatrip · 19/06/2023 23:02

Bearpawk · 19/06/2023 22:49

It doesn't actually go UP the vag; more like along the crotch and out the top of the vulva.
Has happened to me before when my butt cheeks are squashed up v tight jeans or sitting down in a particular way) so I guess it can't get out the back

But mine actually do go UP the vag! Also get lip ripples that travel along and out the front end of the vulva

OP posts:
Charley50 · 19/06/2023 23:04

BakerLea · 19/06/2023 22:32

I've called this a bubble fart since I was a child!!

Yes it's like lots of bubbles. I always chuckle to myself when I do one

Charley50 · 19/06/2023 23:04

XenoBitch · 19/06/2023 22:23

Exit through the gift shop.

🤣🤣

PurpleChrayne · 19/06/2023 23:07

I get this, and I love it.

FlippyFloppyFlappy · 19/06/2023 23:09

Haha yep, it’s a strange sensation for sure.

Orders76 · 19/06/2023 23:10

Yea, that can happen.

AmeliaWarnerBros · 19/06/2023 23:13

Great title, OP, just had to open thread! And yessss, have experienced this. Especially after a curry...

Cocolapew · 19/06/2023 23:16

DD used to say she had a bubble bum when it happened, I knew exactly what she meant the first time she said it 🤔😁

Vergeofbreakdown23 · 19/06/2023 23:25

😂😂😂 Best thread ever! 😂😂😂
so glad I’m not alone 😂

whatausername · 19/06/2023 23:25

I'm here for the title. No comment on whether I can relate to lip ripplers or not 😂

KitchenDancefloor · 19/06/2023 23:29

XenoBitch · 19/06/2023 22:23

Exit through the gift shop.

Someone has to take this as a username. So funny 😆

WhatFlavourIsIt · 19/06/2023 23:31

Sounds more like a Queef than a fart

MovingonfromMartin · 19/06/2023 23:32

Oh this is a delightful thread. I keep snorting with laughter. There needs to be a section entitled 'Antidotes to grown up life' so that we can come here and giggle about other little life joys that amuse us!

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