To have done it for the first time yesterday and as a result - feel kinda dirty ..

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Eat a (2023) Easter Egg - it was a big Dairy Milk one !

Hah your emoji is the face I'm pulling. I also want one now

However, I've eaten 2x 10 pack of crème eggs this month so far

@MrsJackGrealish they are they 'real' ones!! I have two waiting for me, one with buttons, one with smarties. Shaking them & hear the 'goodies' inside and I'm transported back to my childhood. It makes me ridiculously happy!!

I'd rather have those than a huge Lindt or anything else!

@GasPanic

that's interesting. I can't go near a certain brand of chocolate, let alone eat it.

I'm in Ireland and the two Freddo easter eggs (teeny tiny sized ones) that I've consumed so far have been bloody delicious.

@BotterMon that's the only sensible option!! Enjoy 😉

I won’t lie. I’m half way through my giant Lindor egg. I bought it last night, for Easter, because there are never any decent ones left in the shops close to Easter. There won’t be a decent one left in my house either. 🤣

I'm a Lindt bunny man too, usually enjoyed with a scotch or a brandy cocktail. But this snap is from last year. I've not had any easter choc so far this year but have scoffed a number of hot cross buns.

OK

I'm starting to feel the 'need' to check out my Easter Egg to make sure it's not going to be a let down at Easter. 🤔

Term finished today (yayyyyyy) so I think a small egg to celebrate the Easter Holidays seems quite appropriate?!?!

@boatyardblues half way through

bloody light weight!!

After finishing it tonight, you need to get out there tomorrow & replace it, it's the only decent thing to do!!

I only opened it late morning and I’m pinned to the sofa by a sleeping cat, with egg stranded in another room. I will get back on track later. 💪

YADNBU!

A couple of weeks ago I ate an out of date - June 2022 - large Maltese egg that my disabled DD decided she didn't want last Easter and I had forgotten about.

The chocolate was a bit white in patches but hey ho it wasn't getting wasted.🤣

Malteser autocorrect at its best again 🙄!

I’ve been eating two bags of mini eggs a week since I spotted them in my local garage. OP you are not alone!

As Fraser would say
"Dirty Girl"

Yep, hang your head in shame 😆

You are quite right!

I’m not going to eat anything that smells like sick, haven’t included it in the chocolate category. Kinnerton and various unbranded stuff on sale in petrol stations and Poundland doesn’t count either. Or that cheap stuff aimed at kids in Lidl.

I've been eating the mini egg ones for the last month 😆

@SorryButThatsAFact 👏👏
brilliant 👌🏻

love it … made be laugh after a 💩 day .

Thank you

I've given people Easter eggs for birthday and Christmas presents. Is this naughty?

I've been eating roughly 4 a week for the last few weeks.... I must be pure filth

Urgh... have you SEEN the ingredients lately.... Mondelez replaced the largely milk/cream ingredients with veg oil and more specifically palm oil.
Flakes bars definitely don't have the same creamy crunch they used to but sadly todays purchasers wouldn't know the difference.
In comparison, today the chocolate feels grainy / gritty on the tongue and leaves an unpleasant oily slime at the back of the throat.

Incredibly sad what US Conglomerate Kraft has done to our Bourneville products.

Saw the title and thought why isn't this is the Sex forum.

Oh dear, the correct response should have been “Eggsactly”!

I’m sorry, couldn’t resist.

2 eaten here already , the shame ...the guilt 😔....mainly because I brought them for the DC (will replace them honest).

I can’t wait for my horrific yearly treat of melting together leftover Easter eggs and eating the melted chocolate with a spoon or fragments of not melted egg. Easter egg chocolate is just better for some reason and I also don’t want to get in the habit of doing this regularly