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Quarter of a million pounds for this? Are they on drugs?!

66 replies

LittleAIexHorne · 07/03/2023 23:45

auctionhouselondon.co.uk/lot/77b-ballards-lane-finchley-london-n3-1xt-200927/

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SmartHome · 07/03/2023 23:49

Hahahah cheap for a 2 bed flat in London but omg why haven't they moved all the evidence that it was a weed growing enterprise from the rooms!!!

OneHundredOtters · 07/03/2023 23:49

Clearly they used to be!

ObviouslyIchangedmyname · 07/03/2023 23:52

Absolute steal. It’ll sell for double that.

LittleAIexHorne · 07/03/2023 23:56

I’d love to know who decided to market it like that. Surely it should have been cleared out?

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keeponandonandon · 08/03/2023 00:15

Yes, I think that may be the problem!

HollaHolla · 08/03/2023 00:19

At least they’ve been honest in the schedule…. 🤣🤣🤣

Palmfrond · 08/03/2023 00:25

That’s hilarious, but weed growing (perhaps it was tomatoes?) is said to do horrible things to the inside of a building. Moisture/water damage mostly.

TheObstinateHeadstrongGirl · 08/03/2023 00:37

Lol!

ErrolTheDragon · 08/03/2023 00:41

LittleAIexHorne · 07/03/2023 23:56

I’d love to know who decided to market it like that. Surely it should have been cleared out?

Well, it's probably getting more views than a bare room tbf

Doesthepopeshitinthewoods · 08/03/2023 04:05

Christ, at first glance I thought that was a body in the bath.

JunkinDonuts · 08/03/2023 04:13

I don't know how the photographer and estate agent kept a straight face.

LindorDoubleChoc · 08/03/2023 04:50

It will sell for an awful lot more than £275,000 - that's just the auction guide price. There's no need for the sellers to spend any money on getting it ready for sale (no decluttering and vases of flowers here!) because it is guaranteed to sell and so the buyer can pay for clearing it out.

creekingmillenial · 08/03/2023 04:52

Lol. To be fair it’s an absolute bargain.

Elvira2000 · 08/03/2023 05:10

Won't it stink? Is that why they've so honest?

WiddlinDiddlin · 08/03/2023 05:30

Yep, it will absolutely honk, it took my back bedroom over a year to stop smelling like weed and even then it still had a faintly 'damp caravan' smell about it where damp had got behind the heat reflective stuff on the walls and ceiling.. and the holes I had to repair in the ceiling from the venting equipment.

And that was a grow room about a third the size of this, used once... so this is going to reallllllllllly stink.

Jellycatspyjamas · 08/03/2023 05:31

I’d so love to see Homes under the Hammer do this one!

JunkinDonuts · 08/03/2023 05:46

Elvira2000 · 08/03/2023 05:10

Won't it stink? Is that why they've so honest?

It depends on how good the filtration system was.
Some do a fantastic job.

JunkinDonuts · 08/03/2023 05:47

Jellycatspyjamas · 08/03/2023 05:31

I’d so love to see Homes under the Hammer do this one!

Imagine Martin?
You could knock this wall through cheaply, it's already half done etc 😂

zorgoid · 08/03/2023 05:47

Nicely done OP, nicely done

Gingerkittykat · 08/03/2023 05:56

If they leave the fans and ventilation and reflective stuff in place then an enterprising person has the bones of a new growing enterprise already in place!

RicherThanYews · 08/03/2023 06:32

I agree with a pp, they're not just selling a flat, it's a budding business opportunity!

Swiftswatch · 08/03/2023 06:36

I don’t get it, a two bedroom flat with planning permission in a desirable area of London?
I imagine the previous owner or tenant is in prison so it makes no sense to waste time tarting up the property. Houses listed at actuation are sold like that for a reason, probably a quick sale from the back to recoup the costs. Usually they don’t even have photos inside.

louise5754 · 08/03/2023 06:38

To think I have found the best rightmove gem. http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/4757166-to-think-i-have-found-the-best-rightmove-gem

listsandbudgets · 08/03/2023 06:39

Did you watch the video? It's eye opening and jaw dropping both at once

The sound track they've chosen is called " Motivation ".. the buyers going to need a lot of that

WhatNoRaisins · 08/03/2023 06:40

I know people say to put out some potted plants when trying to sell your home but don't think that's what they meant.