Surely nobody can eat a pack of pate?

[pyracantha]

There are 4 of us. Once a week we have lots of different types of salads with French bread and pate as our evening meal. We love pate. It gets eaten at breakfast on toast in the days afterwards.

We never managed to eat it all before we’re scared of it. Why don’t they sell it in usable portions?

DUCK!!! Christ. Dick pate is a whole new level of bizarre. Imagine the toxic shit in THAT 😂

Puts a whole new twist on a centre piece meal

@Baconand

Me too. I can report I scoffed a whole packet myself in two sittings, with half a cucumber and toast. Diet definitely needs to begin tomorrow

I m worse lol

I m on low carb diet, so had whole pack (170g Farmhouse Mushroom) with cucumber and romaine lettuce as bread. Nice!

@Seagully7 epic typo good to know what your phone thinks you type a lot

OMG. No toast with pate? It's too delicious. I only get it if I go to a special restaurant. But 4 people should be able to finish it at a sitting if you're spreading it thickly.

Chunky pate with firm textured leaves is so good it doesn't need toast.

Everything needs toast!
I cant believe this thread is still going.
We need a pate produce AMA.
Ooo I wonder if there is a "how it made" pate version.

Greg Wallace inside the factory version!

I presume someone up thread has provided a visual aid for usual pate spreading thickness for the OP?

I cba to read the whole thing. If not,

@pyracantha this is how we use up a pack of pate.

My mind was boggling in the time it took this next page to load 😂😂😂😂

I have had pate 4 times since the start of this thread and I like mine like this as in the amount depth.

Does anyone have any recommendations for nice chicken liver pate?

Homemade chicken liver pâté is the absolute best and a doddle to whip up. But if you can't be bothered with the faff, the Findlater's one (avail Waitrose) and the Fruity Chicken One (avail Sainsburys) are both delicious.

I get the Findlaters one from Ocado every week. Addictive, someone said in the reviews that it's like crack! I could eat a whole pot in one go but don't as have heard that too much liver can cause vit A toxicity.