To ask what is all over my pillow?

[Milany]

I can't figure out how to upload photos. 😕

My pillow was unmarked when I went to bed. This morning I woke up and they have brown marks but I don't know what they are. It was still under my head. It's happened a few times.

They look a bit like when you spill hot chocolate on your top, don't realise for a while and smear it around when you're trying to wipe it. That happens to me a lot!

They don't smell.
It's not food or drink as I don't eat in bed.
It's not hair dye as my hair is pink.
It's not make up. It's the wrong colour and I washed my face before bed.
It's not fake tan because I don't use it.
I didn't have a nose bleed or anything like that.
It's not dribble 😆 because it's definitely brown.

It's definately ON the pillowcase as opposed to something coming from the pillow iyswim.

I don't wake up with anything on my hair or face.

I am perplexed and a bit concerned.

Nooo. But if it's a hair thing then why is she trying it on her neck?

Test patch?

Could it be bedbugs?

So glad I carried on reading after a few peoples suggestions. Just got weirder and weirder. I'm none the wiser as to what's gone on but I'm here for it 😂

Two Squirmy Squirrels. If you don't feed the second squirrel enough nectarine it poos all over your pillow.

I thought everyone knew that.

Well this is a weird thread 😂

I have never laughed so much at a MN thread in all my years here. I'm in agony.

It's disgusting how invested I am in this thread.

You had me at nectarines

Is the phone doing the dying of the TSS nectarine? That is one smart phone and I may need an upgrade.

😁😁

I love a bonkers thread

And how does a charity benefit from that precisely, do tell all?

@JanglyBeads Bizarrely, today (21 Jan) happens to be International Squirrel Appreciation Day, so...

I’m crying 🤣

A hair thing you put on your neck?

Is the Charity Turner Syndrome Support Charity and youre having a crazy hair day for it

Why are you putting "a hair thing" on your neck (tarine)? Do you have a hairy neck?

I thought Amazon might enlighten me, but all I found was 'TSS TSS' by Chocolat and the Thrustmaster TSS...which is a handbrake, believe it or not...

I've just come back to this thread this morning hoping we'd be put out of our misery and I'm not disappointed. Of course it's the squirrel nectarine poo challenge. I hope you raise lots of money for such a good cause OP.

It's stained my pillow. I am not amused. I've figured out how to add a picture so here is one of a stained pillow.

I can't afford nes bedding so I'm going ATM so I'm going to have to sleep on the wrong side of the pillow. 😪

Stupid thing.

Uh. That was mean to say
I can't afford new bedding ATM so will have to sleep with the pillow upside down.

Honestly OP I don't think anyone cares anymore as you have completely failed to clarify what the heck you were talking about. Perhaps you didn't notice everyone asking you what on earth this TSS stuff is and why you put it on your neck?!

OMG TSS WTF ATM. could you give writing words a go?

I did explain but never mind. They do say not to air your dirty washing in public. Of is it dirty linen?
Either way I guess it is a bit odd expecting rando strangers to care about my dirty bed and charity events. 🤣