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To ask what is all over my pillow?

173 replies

Milany · 20/01/2023 09:40

I can't figure out how to upload photos. 😕

My pillow was unmarked when I went to bed. This morning I woke up and they have brown marks but I don't know what they are. It was still under my head. It's happened a few times.

They look a bit like when you spill hot chocolate on your top, don't realise for a while and smear it around when you're trying to wipe it. That happens to me a lot!

They don't smell.
It's not food or drink as I don't eat in bed.
It's not hair dye as my hair is pink.
It's not make up. It's the wrong colour and I washed my face before bed.
It's not fake tan because I don't use it.
I didn't have a nose bleed or anything like that.
It's not dribble 😆 because it's definitely brown.

It's definately ON the pillowcase as opposed to something coming from the pillow iyswim.

I don't wake up with anything on my hair or face.

I am perplexed and a bit concerned.

OP posts:
Tinner01 · 20/01/2023 18:49

rainbowstardrops · 20/01/2023 18:43

@Milany the deleted post was most bizarre and went on about children in her child's class, basically wanking against their desks! 🤣🙈🤣
Most odd!!!

Your post however, has somewhat moved on from then!

🤣🤣 I’m so intrigued by the OPs updates now!

Naughty1205 · 20/01/2023 18:52

Sweat and Vit C if you use it on your face at nighttime.

NooNakedJacuzziness · 20/01/2023 19:01

This is the weirdest thread in a long time - I love it. TSS - WTF?

typopro · 20/01/2023 19:13

Huh?

JanglyBeads · 20/01/2023 19:18

The Australian Temporary Skills Shortage program has two stages???

HTH

unfortunateevents · 20/01/2023 19:34

JanglyBeads · 20/01/2023 19:18

The Australian Temporary Skills Shortage program has two stages???

HTH

Can you apply either of them to your neck?

Eyerollerhighroller · 20/01/2023 19:42

Shamelessly posting so I get the update.

Oysterbabe · 20/01/2023 19:49

Tangerine Self Stainer
It's a new kind of fake tan that poundland are about to launch. You MUST do stage 2, otherwise it doesn't set properly and stains your pillow.

ShirleyPhallus · 20/01/2023 19:53

Oysterbabe · 20/01/2023 19:49

Tangerine Self Stainer
It's a new kind of fake tan that poundland are about to launch. You MUST do stage 2, otherwise it doesn't set properly and stains your pillow.

Sounds like a really high quality product

007DoubleOSeven · 20/01/2023 20:15

What were you putting on yout neck@Milany ??

Milany · 20/01/2023 21:06

Sorry. I thought I'd explained. TSS is a hair thing. I can't remember what it stands for and my phone is going to dye so I'll find some details tomorrow.

OP posts:
HouseOfRunners · 20/01/2023 21:18

Is is a satin hairband thingy?? I’m far too over invested in this 😄

007DoubleOSeven · 20/01/2023 21:30

So what does a charity have to do with it all? Lol

WeeMadArthur1 · 20/01/2023 21:44

Is it The Suicide Squad hair dye?? But I still don't understand the charity connection!

opencheese · 20/01/2023 21:53

Not bed bugs? Is it just your pillow?

BunchHarman · 20/01/2023 21:54

I feel like there’s some sort of conclusion here, but I’m fucked if I know what it is.

AutisticLegoLover · 20/01/2023 22:01

Can we have a picture of the pillow please? Do you have fleas?

LordBuckley · 20/01/2023 22:03

She's going to dye her hair with her phone. Obviously.

Branster · 20/01/2023 22:11

So, someone is competing with a tangerine for a nectarines charity...
Why not a peach instead of tangerine?

Depopdee · 20/01/2023 22:13

What on earth have I just read 😂

AbsolutelyLividDarling · 20/01/2023 22:17

Depopdee · 20/01/2023 22:13

What on earth have I just read 😂

I don't know but you're never going to get that time back and that is a matter of regret Grin

ValerieDoonican · 20/01/2023 22:21

I am laughing so much Im having a coughing fit 🤣

smilingthroughgrittedteeth · 20/01/2023 22:26

This has got to be the best thread ive read on here for a while 🤣

GizaBiza · 20/01/2023 22:31

Are you having a stroke?

OgdensGoneNutFlake · 20/01/2023 22:34

I'm more intrigued than I should be...