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I can solve all your problems!

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:05

I have had a few glasses of wine but recon after reading a lot of the threads here I can solve all your problems.

so, go ahead, mystic teach at the ready.

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hesttreat · 27/07/2022 20:05

What's the best way to avoid a hangover?

ladyinwaiting99 · 27/07/2022 20:06

There aren't enough hours in the day, how do I make more? Or do less?

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:08

hesttreat · 27/07/2022 20:05

What's the best way to avoid a hangover?

Don’t drink. Failing that: 2 paracetamol and 2 Ibuprofen plus a bottle of water. If that fails, fuck it stay in bed for 2 days.

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Biggreencactus · 27/07/2022 20:08

Should I buy the Revlon One Step?

Antarcticant · 27/07/2022 20:08

How can I travel back in time to the year 1990, please?

Workinghardeveryday · 27/07/2022 20:08

How do you cure social anxiety?

PurpleSproutingSomething · 27/07/2022 20:09

What should I have for dinner?

Biggreencactus · 27/07/2022 20:09

What shall I have for dinner? Serious problems in this house ha.

DaveSpondoolix · 27/07/2022 20:09

I'm on mat leave and have watched all the good box sets. My life is now devoid of meaning.

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:09

ladyinwaiting99 · 27/07/2022 20:06

There aren't enough hours in the day, how do I make more? Or do less?

Don’t be so bloody ridiculous, why are you needing more hours? Just let the house turn into a shit tip!

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Biggreencactus · 27/07/2022 20:09

PurpleSproutingSomething · 27/07/2022 20:09

What should I have for dinner?

Good minds Purple, good minds.

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:10

Biggreencactus · 27/07/2022 20:08

Should I buy the Revlon One Step?

Nope overpriced tat! Just use a round brush and a normal hairdryer.

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:11

Antarcticant · 27/07/2022 20:08

How can I travel back in time to the year 1990, please?

You can’t, now get on with your life.

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PurpleSproutingSomething · 27/07/2022 20:11

Biggreencactus · 27/07/2022 20:09

Good minds Purple, good minds.

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I wonder if we'll get individual answers or will we have to eat the same thing?

Meromb · 27/07/2022 20:11

My husband is a sex offender out on bail
What the hell do i do

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:11

Workinghardeveryday · 27/07/2022 20:08

How do you cure social anxiety?

I think this one requires sobriety. I would start with a qualified therapist.

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Biggreencactus · 27/07/2022 20:13

Meromb · 27/07/2022 20:11

My husband is a sex offender out on bail
What the hell do i do

Divorce?

Cagedcheddar · 27/07/2022 20:13

How can I get teen off phone for more than 5 minutes

PuttingDownRoots · 27/07/2022 20:13

How can I make uniform shopping tomorrow unpainful?

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:13

PurpleSproutingSomething · 27/07/2022 20:09

What should I have for dinner?

Dinner should be: Budget option, beans cheese and jacket. Mid range McDonald’s (quick before the price rises 🤣) posh: fuck knows!

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:14

Meromb · 27/07/2022 20:11

My husband is a sex offender out on bail
What the hell do i do

Run, divorce, run some more, concentrate on self!

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Cagedcheddar · 27/07/2022 20:14

Excellent thread btw

MushMonster · 27/07/2022 20:15

Winning numbers of this coming Friday Euromillions please!

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:15

DaveSpondoolix · 27/07/2022 20:09

I'm on mat leave and have watched all the good box sets. My life is now devoid of meaning.

read a book or listen to my fav crime podcast ‘Morbid’

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:17

Cagedcheddar · 27/07/2022 20:14

Excellent thread btw

I am normally a thread murderer so thanks. If I’d know that 3 mojitos and 2 tequila sunrises and a glass (or 2) of vino made me a star I’d have done it ages ago!

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