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I can solve all your problems!

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:05

I have had a few glasses of wine but recon after reading a lot of the threads here I can solve all your problems.

so, go ahead, mystic teach at the ready.

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:38

Oh, reply is not working 🙄🍹

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JaneJeffer · 27/07/2022 20:39

Use this @ Grin

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:40

JaneJeffer · 27/07/2022 20:35

Singed looks weird when you write it down. @ForeverTeach why is sang the past tense of sing and singed means scorched oh wise one?

What the fuck? Because that’s the way of the world!

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HerRoyalHappiness · 27/07/2022 20:40

How can I get feeling back down below? I've been completely numb for weeks now and have to wait a year to see neuro.

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:41

@JaneJeffer revelation 🥂

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:43

@HerRoyalHappiness I may need to seek legal advice before I reply to your question. I believe the answer is keep waiting patiently. I hope you get seen soon!!

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oysholily · 27/07/2022 20:43

How do I stop worrying about something I have been for four months, even tho it's unrealistic and everyone around me is saying it'll never happen? (I don't want it to 🙏🏻)

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:45

@oysholily stop worrying. If it was meant to be it will be. If it’s something unpleasant then take steps to ensure it does not happen.

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:46

@oysholily bit now I want to know what you’re worrying about….

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willithappen · 27/07/2022 20:47

I like when you quote - easier to see the questions :D

How can I prepare Myself for a weekend with the in laws?

89redballoons · 27/07/2022 20:50

Can you tell me how to make my 4 month old DS2 sleep? Through the night would be good but I'd take anything more than 15 minutes in the pram at this point. Ta.

TokyoTen · 27/07/2022 20:51

What can I do to make the last 2 working days of the week go quicker. I am an IT consultant in fintech if that helps... Please @ me and I'll pick up the reply as soon as I'm at my desk tomorrow. Thanks!

muchogustoLINK · 27/07/2022 20:51

How can I get up an hour earlier so I can exercise in the mornings?

Move22 · 27/07/2022 20:51

We agreed a sale on our house earlier in the year.
understandably, our buyer now wants in.
shall we make them wait longer ( until we find a house) or shall we rent …

Flossingisforteeth · 27/07/2022 20:51

Where on earth is my other tap shoe? And how did I lose only one??!

hesttreat · 27/07/2022 20:53

Flossingisforteeth · 27/07/2022 20:51

Where on earth is my other tap shoe? And how did I lose only one??!

Is it the hot or cold tap show?

hesttreat · 27/07/2022 20:53

*shoe

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:55

willithappen · 27/07/2022 20:47

I like when you quote - easier to see the questions :D

How can I prepare Myself for a weekend with the in laws?

Quote just for you!

prepare yourself by not going. If you really, really, really, really need to go then smile and think about your best sex session. Outwardly you will be providing your best smile, inwardly you will be reminiscing and not thinking about them. You can even add the oh, oh yes when replying.

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Flossingisforteeth · 27/07/2022 20:56

@hesttreat 😂😂😂

Left (one of two left according to DD)

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:56

hesttreat · 27/07/2022 20:53

*shoe

🤣🤣🤣

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:57

89redballoons · 27/07/2022 20:50

Can you tell me how to make my 4 month old DS2 sleep? Through the night would be good but I'd take anything more than 15 minutes in the pram at this point. Ta.

You need an automatic rocking thing.

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 20:59

@TokyoTen you can either quit or pretend it’s Friday everyday!

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ForeverTeach · 27/07/2022 21:00

muchogustoLINK · 27/07/2022 20:51

How can I get up an hour earlier so I can exercise in the mornings?

You can’t, exercise like a normal.

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muchogustoLINK · 27/07/2022 21:00

Like a normal ........

DinosaursEatMan · 27/07/2022 21:01

I need to change career. What should I do please?

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