Semen jewellery

[Mammyloveswine]

So I know breastmilk jewellery is a thing and I think jewellery made with ashes is a lovely sentiment..but SEMEN?!! Who is having jewellery made with semen? And WHY?!

It'll be those sex perverts.

ugh just gross.

dont get breastmilk jewellery either tbh

Gives a whole new meaning to a pearl necklace.

Dr Alan Statham was ahead of his time, clearly.

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This 🤣🤣🤣

and am I reading it right? Placenta and embryo jewelry. What !

Nor placenta jewellery. Grim. It's like manky liver FFS.

I've seen quite a few young women on tiktok wear a necklace with a small vial of semen attached. Gross.

Nobody should be sending human tissue and bodily fluids through the post. It’s a biohazard.

And wearing this stuff is just weird. I can see that some people would find jewellery made from a loved one’s ashes a comfort, but all the rest is odd.

You read my mind! 😂🤣😂

God, I'm repulsed..

Crap is very moldable. People could make pendants or something. They could be glittery as well.

Lovely 😆💩

I'm thinking - maybe gay couples for whom semen is a 'thing'? But I appreciate that could be a bit of a reach.
As for girls or young women wearing vials of presumably their boyfriend's semen --just why? Do they think it makes them look edgy or cool? Er, no, it doesn't. It makes them look a bit dim.
Would said boyfriends wear vials of vaginal secretions? Less likely, I'd say.

I don't see why you would want bodily fluid jewellery. Bleurgh.

Vile on all counts. Why would you? Urghhhhh.

Ear wax could also be sculpted, perhaps into a charming brooch or pendant.

The older I get, the more I keep being surprised by what people do. Horrible!! 😨

I'm sure they could create something charming with snot

Coming soon to a shop near you !

Toenail clippings or bellybutton fluff?

You just know these people don't wash their hands.
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Can't quite but wonder why this ad here??😂

They've already thought of that - one of the FAQs in the article is 'I don't know my ring size'.