Semen jewellery

[Mammyloveswine]

So I know breastmilk jewellery is a thing and I think jewellery made with ashes is a lovely sentiment..but SEMEN?!! Who is having jewellery made with semen? And WHY?!

Words fail me

I just googled semen jewellery and now I feel sick

Embryo???

Oh I want some but I'm not sure why...

Good God some people will sell anything to make money. 🤮

If it was Tony’s spunk then I’d buy it

But on the upside no one died mining it.
On the downside Eeeruuuwwww.

Omg. I now have visions of has-been celebrities selling jewellery made with their own body fluids to make money, as well as doing short crappy videos ....

Maybe for sex magic

To quote a post I saw on here once upon a time - it’s semen not bin juice. And it’s not only gay men for whom semen is “a thing” - shock horror some women like it too, as we’re biologically programmed to want it!

I’m always amazed at how many women on here seem to think it’s gross and disgusting, likening it to snot or poo, and yet when you’re desperate for a baby you’ll be begging your OH to give it to you!

I still wouldn’t want to wear it around my neck, but then I wouldn’t want ashes, breast milk, blood or indeed most jewellery, so I’m not the target market.

I read your comment then saw your username 🤣

Can you imagine men who have these made as a memento of their youth or something?

Some of them will become grandparents and one day they will pass away.

So the conversation goes like this:

"I'm so sorry to hear of the loss of your grandfather"
"Thank you. We will miss him very much"
"That's a nice ring you're wearing!"
"Yeah it was my Grandad's. We found it in his drawer after he passed"
"What is it? Pearl?"
"No, it's his spunk"
😵‍💫

Passing down Nana’s engagement ring may not be quite so popular either

I’m always amazed at how many women on here seem to think it’s gross and disgusting, likening it to snot or poo, and yet when you’re desperate for a baby you’ll be begging your OH to give it to you

Yes, giving it to you but not in jewellery form because that's not going to result in a baby...

I wouldn't want it personally but when someone has had a miscarriage or an early stillbirth it might be all they have of them.

And it’s not only gay men for whom semen is “a thing” - shock horror some women like it too, as we’re biologically programmed to want it!

Not really. Humans are biologically programmed to want to reproduce, but that doesn't manifest as a fixation with semen. If you saw a puddle of it in the road, you wouldn't come over all Dracula and start lapping at it.

Yet when you’re desperate for a baby you’ll be begging your OH to give it to you

I have literally never begged my DH to give me his semen. Are we doing sex wrong

It’s been a brilliant read on Mumsnet today with threads like this!! 🤣😂. Thank you for sharing.

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<cries>

Nooooooooooo.

This is hilarious

After reading your comment I went to browse Facebook and found this on my news feed. I'm slightly disturbed by their algorithms.

The next thing has got to be 'send us your first fart of the morning in an airtight jar and we will blend it into a unique perfume to give to your loved one'.

Avon made an aftershave called 'Windjammer' at one point, so I suppose 'Cheesecutter' is its natural descendant. Or maybe 'Anal number 5'.

I'm thinking - maybe gay couples for whom semen is a 'thing'?
Why would it be a "thing" for a gay man any more than a straight woman?

I'm also grossed out by the idea of blood or placenta jewellery.

My first thought too!