Semen jewellery

[Mammyloveswine]

So I know breastmilk jewellery is a thing and I think jewellery made with ashes is a lovely sentiment..but SEMEN?!! Who is having jewellery made with semen? And WHY?!

…one of the FAQs in the article is 'I don't know my ring size'.

That made me snort very inelegantly

…and yet when you’re desperate for a baby you’ll be begging your OH to give it to you

Eh? I’m sure even those who are desperate to conceive don’t want to be handed a mug of cold spunk by their beloved.

"Just jizz in this for me, darling. I'll wash the dishes after."

Whoever said romance was dead?

Green Party badges?

Adam from 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert' would have loved this.

What better possession could anybody hope to have than a piece of jewellery made from Agnetha from Abba's poo, to preserve and display it for all time? <boak, not envy>

Brings back memories of Gerald Ratner admitting his shops sold crap jewellery.

I'm in a long distance relationship, I'd love to wear a necklace with his semen in it, then he could cum with me wherever I go 😏😏.........aaaaaand, I'll just let myself out 😂😂

Yet another example of how important those Menz are, here you go babe I bought you a necklace with my body fluids to wear around your neck to show me just how much you love me …. fuck sake 🙄

Ugh like those websites where you can buy stuff made of human skin

I can remember these from the 70s. If you were a hippie running a stall in Camden you'd have probably gotten a discount.

Yet another example of how important those Menz are, here you go babe I bought you a necklace with my body fluids to wear around your neck to show me just how much you love me

Is it a territorial thing? Like dogs pissing on lamp-posts to show other dogs that this is their patch?

”Back off lads, this bird is mine”

”Oh sorry Dave, I didn’t see the spunk necklace.”