Things that make you irrationally mad

[DontGetIt1]

I'll go first... Why is herbal essences shampoo is so flipping hard to get out of the bottle!

Why is it impossible to get the top of those little bottles of kefir.

When I catch my sleeve on a door handle I want to burn all the doors in the world in retribution.

The fact that it requires a pair of scissors to get a new pair of scissors out of the packet.

It’s like some kind of global pisstake.

how easy it is to lock the cupboard opening baby lock magnet inside the cupboard

and further to this, how hard it is to open

People who say "Picture or it didnt happen".

That toothpaste tubes always seem to feature a lot of red. Whose bathroom does that match exactly? Clue: not mine.

Hiccups and relentless sneezing

Why do Ice pops always have such sharp edges so you cut your mouth?! 😡

People who pour out their life story to the Tesco pharmacist, knowing there is a massive queue behind them.

This in spades.

That was meant to say 'this in spades'

So on that note, I will add the latest shitty MN glitch where everyone's posts seem to merge into the post they are trying to quote, or randomly cut half of the words from.

Also palmers cocoa butter! It’s so thick it’s impossible to squeeze out the tube!

Im also adding instructions to put together any toy where even adding a single part has 18,817 steps written in another language

Dog walkers who have their dogs on really long leads and let them wander randomly in to the cycle lane while they atand on the pavement gawking as I have to make an emergency stop.

I say the most ungodly things when this happens

That milk cartons/jugs are impossible to open if you have the merest hint of arthritis.

Well that quote failed. It was for the door handle thing

Being half way through a pee you've been holding in for hours and the effing doorbell goes with the delivery you've been waiting in for since 7am.

Also, as a dog walker, dog owners who don't pick up their own dogs shit. An oldie but a goodie.

Or dipping your toe in the bath you've been looking forward to all day and hearing a knock at the door and then 'mummmmmm, I need a poo'.

'I will not sell my child, I will not sell my child, I will not sell my child'... And calm.

But seriously what is it about my bath that gets kids bowels moving?

Fucking bags of sugar, do they purposely fill them so that they'll explode a load of the sticky stuff when you open it?

People who go on about artificial sweetener in drinks being worse than sugar, when a can of Diet Coke has no calories and a full sugar can has about 200.

I don't think any of these are irrationally annoying. They just are.

Although I would sooner drink a can of regular coke over diet coke given I have maybe 2 or 3 per year. Artificial sweeteners are absolutely rank and make me and many other people feel properly ill. I can take the sugar hit occasionally.

People who drive right up my backside...I'm not even a slow driver. It makes me so mad. Back the fuck off!

The Disney+ app taking ages and ages to load. Sitting there all blue and useless.