Things that make you irrationally mad

[DontGetIt1]

I'll go first... Why is herbal essences shampoo is so flipping hard to get out of the bottle!

The nerves in my right hand are deteriorating. My fingers are losing sensation. I drop things constantly then scrabble to try to pick them up. I can't cook, can't do housework properly or even make my bloody bed.It drives me mad and I'm in a near perpetual state of irritation and bad temper.😡

Anybody listening to anything through their phone. The sound quality is awful and it pierces my eardrums even at low volume

Men in their twenties wearing shorts in the supermarket on days that are neither warm nor sunny

Catching my headphone wire on something and having them wrenched out of my ears

Corned beef tins

Remote controls - they’re all different. So the buttons on my tv in the lounge are different to the buttons on my bedroom tv, and I’m always pressing the wrong thing. It’s irrational but it gets my wick.

And why is Tesco pharmacy always the slowest pharmacy in the world?

It's irritatingly optimistic, isn't it?

What is much worse though is men not wearing shirts in the supermarket 🤮

I'm sorry, that sounds so frustrating

Vacuum packed fish with teeny tiny little tabs to open them. Which break. Every time and result in my clawing the fish out with a knife

People having loud calls on speakerphone on the tube. Or watching loud videos. Unless you have a genuine hearing issue, it's obnoxiously rude.

The use of the word 'hun'

Exactly this. But the wire of my earphones catching in them makes me particularly murderous.

Box on cereal/washing powder/bloody anything that doesn't open easily where it's designed supposedly to open easily. So then rips and tears and reminds me to be annoyed everytime I see it afterwards.

When the fucking stupid film that's under the lid of the milk doesn't come off in one go.I actively try not to be the first to open a new bottle due to this.

This really made me laugh because I know exactly what you're talking about!

My partner snoring
it makes me want to stab him

oxo cubes-I cannot open them no matter which hack I try

my coffee table-I bought it
i put it together
it sits in the middle of my lounge
so why do I stub my toe every single time I try to walk past it?

Do NOT buy OGX if you think herbals bad.

What irrationally annoys me. My mother. Fucking LOVE her, I really do. But dad took himself to a&e on Monday and has remained in hospital since, he's been awaiting an angiogram for months. Her absolute lack of information is so frustrating, I don't think she quite gets what's going on either so just skips that part. I've had some braw gossip about my cousins child being pregnant though.

Bin day. Holy fuck, bin day. I shall not change house numbers to protect identities. No 24 couple in their mid 70s, 26 us (both hopefully temporarily having flares of lifelong disabilities), 28 couple in mid 80s, 30, couple 40&50. We all bring each others bins in (our houses are terraced with the wee lanes shared between them so 24/us and 28/30 share) or indeed put them out if someone's on holiday, often times it's a great chance for a good chat. Number 30 has brought theirs in once in our 8 years here, that was the day I fainted outside and the female household member came to help and I insisted we had to get the bin before old guy no 28 came. No 28 only put our their general bin once every 4 weeks so last time theirs wasn't there I left no 30s. It sat there two days until the grandpa 81/82yo brought it back, they both park right next to and walk by it. Does my tits in, midwife and funeral director but hands are too precious to get dirty.

When my scarf and my bag strap get tangled so I can't get either off and feel like I am going to strangle myself, I have to tip myself upside down to get both to fall off over my head

People without children parking in the parent and baby/child spaces!! Equally the ones with teenagers piss me off too... i would park in a normal space if i could get the car seat out. So fecking inconsiderate!

Those speed limit signs which flash of you're driving over the limit. Fair enough. But the one that flashes at me every time when the cruise control is set at 39 in a 40 ?? If I'm being reprimanded for speeding I might as well do it!

Especially when they do it on public transport without headphones ... aaaaaaagh 😡😡🤬🤬🤬😡😡

I mean its so true... but just, why?? The most irritating, stinking design ever!!

Fucking parking meters in car parks. Not only have they stopped people doing one of the rehanging kindnesses by being able to pass your ticket to some one else, the machines are fucking annoyingly difficult. And, if they are out of order and you have to pay by phone you have to install yet another app because they are all bloody different.
and knobheads that don’t give way to people on the narrow pavements round here to people who can’t get out of the way easily.

And the ones with the patronising smiley faces. They can get to fuck. Smug little gits.

I know I’m not irrational with this hate but those bloody loud exhausts on cars that make the ground shake when they go zooming by.

You look stupid. It’s not cool