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AIBU?

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Original poster

He wants to paint me

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Trippingslippingx1 · 16/01/2022 20:17

AIBU to think a guy I am dating who is an artist wants to paint me?

Is it weird or some sort of paint fetish

👨🏽‍🎨

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Myotherusernamewastakenagain · 16/01/2022 20:18

Does he want to paint a picture of you or use you as a canvas?

ShinyMe · 16/01/2022 20:18

What, paint a picture of you? Or cover your actual body with paint?

PleasantFucker · 16/01/2022 20:19

Erm..as in paint a picture of you or paint on your body? If the latter, it's deffo weird

Name99 · 16/01/2022 20:20

Like one of his French girls?

Lockheart · 16/01/2022 20:21

Why would you be unreasonable to think he wants to paint you? That doesn't make sense.

Sloughsabigplace · 16/01/2022 20:21

@Name99

Like one of his French girls?

God dammit @Name99 I came here to say that.

AsYouWishButtercup · 16/01/2022 20:21

Is he called Jack? Are you currently enjoying a cruise with your mum and abusive fiancé?

GinIronic · 16/01/2022 20:21

@Name99

Like one of his French girls?

Branleuse · 16/01/2022 20:22

Is he any good?
If i liked his work and trusted him, then id probably be quite flattered

KiloWhat · 16/01/2022 20:23

Probably just trying to impress you

Sloughsabigplace · 16/01/2022 20:23

@AsYouWishButtercup

Is he called Jack? Are you currently enjoying a cruise with your mum and abusive fiancé?

If she is, being painted is about to be the least of her problems.

MrsTerryPratchett · 16/01/2022 20:23

@Name99

Like one of his French girls?

I thought this first. You're just a quick writer.

MrsTerryPratchett · 16/01/2022 20:24

@AsYouWishButtercup

Is he called Jack? Are you currently enjoying a cruise with your mum and abusive fiancé?

If so, shag Billy Zane. He's insanely hot and you might as well. The boat's sinking anyway.

MrsJaxTellerPlease · 16/01/2022 20:24

@Name99 gutted you got there first

Name99 · 16/01/2022 20:26

iklboo · 16/01/2022 20:27

Is he going to slop paint all over you then get you to jump headlong onto a canvas? Do that really cool camouflage body painting where you disappear into a background? Does he stick his tongue out of the corner of his mouth when he paints?

Cas112 · 16/01/2022 20:30

@Name99

Like one of his French girls?

You got there first😂

Luredbyapomegranate · 16/01/2022 20:32

I think it means he’s an artist

Unless he wants to use your body as a canvas, then do it if you want or don’t if you don’t.

Breastfeedingworries · 16/01/2022 20:33

Are you a one legged prostitute with beautiful hands?

Original poster

Trippingslippingx1 · 16/01/2022 20:35

@Name99

Like one of his French girls?

Thats what I said 🤣

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Original poster

Trippingslippingx1 · 16/01/2022 20:35

Paint a portrait of me

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Breastfeedingworries · 16/01/2022 20:37

Oooh la la if he can teach you how to spit like a man you’re in there! Let us know how the steamy car sex goes

Bluebluemoon39 · 16/01/2022 20:37

Is he any good? (At painting I mean)?

Dh is always asking to paint me but his paintings are pretty crap and I'm sure il be devastated at the result!

iklboo · 16/01/2022 20:38

I don't see the harm unless he's really rubbish, makes you look like this and you have to pretend you like it.

Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese · 16/01/2022 20:38

I'd be quite flattered as it's a portrait. If you're comfortable sitting for AGES!!! Or would he take a photo and paint from that?

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