To ask for an appropriate Kris Kringle gift for d$&k*+#d colleague

[tympanic]

Okay, brilliant hive minds. I need ideas for a cheap gift for my dd workmate. (Our Xmas party was delayed)

I want the gift to be acceptable but send a subtle f**k you message 😊

Why lower yourself? Just get chocolate. You're putting too much thought and buying into their negative energy. I wouldn't give it another thought.

You're going to have to give us more information than that! Why is he a &^%$*, approximate age, his relationship to you in the company?

@arootintootingoodtime

You're going to have to give us more information than that! Why is he a &^%$*, approximate age, his relationship to you in the company?

Ex-boss. Refused to communicate with me and others he decided to dislike. Misogynist. Sarcastic twat. Early 40s. Huge ego.

Pack of Xmas handkerchiefs or monogrammed with the wrong initial, or something extremely generic and not v nice - tkmaxx mega discount section with a slightly dusty and battered box. Don’t get anything rude, or even nice and edible. Just clutter that he won’t want (obv sometimes hankies or napkins etc are a lovely present, but likely not here).

Pair of cheap and nasty socks.

Extra small anal plug.

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Up-Yours-Mug-Novelty-Middle-Finger-Ceramic-Coffee-Cup-Office-Prank-/401654843810?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l6249&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0

I had to google Kris Kringle - thanks OP, I learned something new.

That swear word colouring book another poster recieved in a Secret Santa and was offended by.

Hahaha! I would order that if I had time. I should have ordered a musical glitter bomb card… @girlmom21

I was thinking about a Communication For Dummies book. Or perhaps The Second Sex.

I did buy a fart machine, but my son wanted it.

If I were you I really couldn't be arsed wasting time thinking about an appropriate gift for this person. Get them a pair of socks. I find it irritating when people don't put thought into buying a gift. A plain pair of socks would irritate me.

“ I did buy a fart machine, but my son wanted it.”

@SlashBeef

That swear word colouring book another poster recieved in a Secret Santa and was offended by.

Haha yes! Don't sweat it just get a boring gift set or chocolate or something.

A giant obnoxious Christmas decoration

tkmaxx mega discount section with a slightly dusty and battered box.

This. A generic boring gift, but obviously sourced from a bargain bin of crap. Perfect!

Feminist items- clothing, badge, something for his desk.

Something he doesn't like- a chocolate or drink he hates on sale in a battered box.

Baylis and Harding gift set or something with equally zero thought.

@CGWGWOO

Extra small anal plug.

Or XL one, with furry animal tail

Lynx Afica gift set.
Reduced to 1.50 in Asda

Find somewhere that stocks Chocoloco bars! They are reopening the website tonight after Christmas (according to their Instagram). Love their stuff. chocolocotreats.co.uk

A book?

Anything by Rebecca Solnit

Lynx/Old Spice type gift set, unless Bayliss & Harding do sets for men

A copy of the book”how to win friends and influence people”