To ask for an appropriate Kris Kringle gift for d$&k*+#d colleague

[tympanic]

Okay, brilliant hive minds. I need ideas for a cheap gift for my dd workmate. (Our Xmas party was delayed)

I want the gift to be acceptable but send a subtle f**k you message 😊

Google suggested some books;

Men who hate women
Surrounded by idiots
Why men hate women

@Shortpoet

A book?

🤣🤣 love this

Breath mints

@ODFOgrinch

Breath mints

He actually needs these. For real. 🤢

Sports Direct mug.

Tic Tacs breath mints and an extra-strength deoderant.

How about some discounted crap Xmas biscuits from home bargains that obviously cost 50p

Ask the other poster for their child's haul of left over Christmas sweets

Some excellent ideas here - I'm chuckling my head off!

I always find anything a bit scratched and battered with the bargain bin sticker still on it is nicely passive-aggressive (I know that's an oxymoron but ynwim).

What is Kris Kringle? Do you mean Secret Santa?

Feminist literature every time

Marmite chocolate.

I like the idea of feminist literature. Sends a good message. Plus the breath mints maybe?

As an aside, why do you think that mug girlmum linked to is based around someone who can’t properly straighten their middle finger?

A sports direct mug

Feminist tea towel?

From "I want one of those"

@EurghCobwebs 😂

YES!! One of these mugs filled with mints. Bonus points if you can buy the little fondant filled chocolate cocks.

I like the Sports Direct mug idea. Or plain black socks.

I got a silicone masturbation aid for my asshole colleagues, I cleared it in writing from the HR manager anything went.

Big boss tried to tell me off. I showed her the letter from hr manager clearing it.

HR manager is bosses daughter 🤣🤣

Loving these ideas

A desk plaque that says "my pronoun is cunt"

A badge that says “pronouns he/him”

How about one of these? www.google.com/search?q=cunt+mug&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiO-O2Z6pr1AhUHXMAKHb7sAsIQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1600&bih=788&dpr=1#imgrc=5DnbDSsdzBbZPM

Am laughing so much at the Sports Direct Mug.
I was going to suggest something from the stationary cupboard!

Love the pronoun badge idea too!