To ask for an appropriate Kris Kringle gift for d$&k*+#d colleague

[tympanic]

Okay, brilliant hive minds. I need ideas for a cheap gift for my dd workmate. (Our Xmas party was delayed)

I want the gift to be acceptable but send a subtle f**k you message 😊

@JudgeRindersMinder

A copy of the book”how to win friends and influence people”

Yes, this.

One of those ‘how to heal’ self-help books. Maybe about toxic masculinity.

You can't just get him a sports direct mug
You simply must spend another 99p and get him one of the huge shopping bags to go with it