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SO embarrased DP caught me but surely he is over reacting

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Whatajoke50 · 26/11/2021 18:11

I cant believe Im even writing this out, but his reactions shocked me so much that I'm thinking was what I did so f*cking bad...

DP and I have been bickering a lot recently, lockdown, 2 young dc has taken a toll on our relationship/sex life.

The kids went to bed about 7.30pm last night, Dp friend came round. I pottered about doing the washing, packed lunches etc, had a quick bath, came down and watched TV with them both for about an hour but I was literally drifting off it has been a long week.

I went up to bed about 10pm, our living room (where DP and friend was) is not near our bedroom. Couldnt hear anything from them.

So anyway, I have got in bed, been falling asleep and with like I said, feeling stressed from lack of sex life, rubbed one out 😳 with the lights off, not watching porn, I'm sure everyone does it 😂

Anyway, DPs friend must have left by now and DP came sneaking upstairs, burst the door open and put the light on. I was so embarrased from the shock of him barging in that I just pretended I was asleep/falling asleep and asked him what he was doing
He was pissed off I could tell and said "we both know what you was doing" and stormed off.

Been on edge all day waiting for him to come home from work, thinking will he mention it, was it even that big of a deal

Well my god he has said I'm weird for doing it on my own, why didnt I want to have sex with him instead, why would I do that when his friend is downstairs (I couldn't hear them and the bathroom isnt near so its not like he was going to just come in) like he has made me feel like such a freak. Dreading when the kids go bed and how awkward it will be tonight ...

OP posts:
grapewine · 27/11/2021 00:02

If you're rubbing you're doing it wrong!

😂

immersivereader · 27/11/2021 00:11

Why the fuck did he put the light on???

immersivereader · 27/11/2021 00:12

How are you meant to do it?!

Is there a modern technique

ClareBlue · 27/11/2021 00:16

It's well known the more you do it the more you want to do it. Your husband should welcome this.
A sexy turned on wife. What's not to like.

BlueTouchPaper · 27/11/2021 00:45

If my husband caught me masturbating it would be his birthday and Christmas all wrapped up together. He'd like it. Unfortunately for him I'm past the menopause and have no desire.
No chance my husband will catch me gone early to bed Having a wank.
Watching four in a bed or judge Judy

Polmuggle · 27/11/2021 12:12

@TakemedowntoPotatoCity

If you're rubbing you're doing it wrong! Your DP is a dickhead.
What are you talking about?!
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