Things that are getting on tits today

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Supermarkets putting all their Halloween stuff away already to make room for Christmas stuff, ffs wait a few more days.
Things being on the sky box downstairs but not on IPlayer upstairs.
Work.

What are yours?

Constant Christmas shite everywhere, it's October FFS. My dog who is staring at me and whining, I have no idea what she wants. Shetland - I was so looking forward to it coming back on, watched the first episode earlier and was disappointed, something was missing and I don't know what

Matt Lucas on Bake Off. Irritating and unfunny.

The amazon delivery driver who feels the need to ring the doorbell twice, hit the letter box numerous times then actually bang on the door all in the space of about ten seconds

DH huffing and puffing and feeling sorry for himself because he's got the same cold I had yesterday. Naturally I just got on with it. You would think he is dying.

British useless arsing Gas bastards.

And my mother.

Palpitations and anxiety because I forced myself to go outside with the kids.

The fact that anxiety makes me feel like such a shit at times since it gets in the way of me doing anything normal with the kids.

Also, this twatting headache.

The ridiculous number of ads on All4.
Stubborn children who don't go to bed nicely.
My feet and their failure to fit in any (10 pairs and counting) black ankle boots.

Landscapers using leaf blowers NON STOP since 8 am. It is now 1:12 pm.

It's about time somebody tried using a rake for once.

It is driving me mental.

Covid

Tesco reorganised their aisles, couldn't find half the bloody things on the first go.
I loathe it when they do that, usually I'm in a rush and don't have time for a fucking treasure hunt!🤬🤬🤬

Watching maid on netflix, it's a bit depressing, she never gets a break which is annoying me, but is she making good choices

Some of my (usually not annoying) colleagues counting down how many 'sleeps' are left until Christmas, and posting Christmas gifs in the group chat.

This windy weather. I just hate the wind, hate going out in it. It irritates the crap out of me for some reason.

Colleagues (not literally, thankfully).

Toddler DD who is going through a phase of wanting to breastfeed ALL the time (so she is literally ok my tits, but metaphorically also).

Work
Dieting sucks
I don’t care about Xmas or Halloween or bonfire night just stop milking it for money

@TheChip

Palpitations and anxiety because I forced myself to go outside with the kids.

The fact that anxiety makes me feel like such a shit at times since it gets in the way of me doing anything normal with the kids.

Also, this twatting headache.

Bless you . Me too.

And it doesn't help that the Drs and mental health services are utterly shite.

Also I'm really fed up with this nasty, energy-sucking motherfucker cold I've been suffering from for the last 4 weeks.
My nose seems to be permanently blocked so my mouth is dry all the time, which in turns exaggerates the sore throat I have.
I'm drained. I feel like boiled shit.
I need this cold to fuck off and leave me alone already!

Noel Fielding on Bake off.Unfunny and pratish

This bastarding cough and it's chest pain which is indeed just behind my left tit.

Also, dh didn't add any different chocolate for me on the food shop

Which leads me to too, double deckers (chocolate bar), I love them yes, but a muktipack of 10 with no alternative choice, can't even be arsed.

Christmas stuff everywhere
Work
Constant mess in the house
Our dog (stole leftover pizza from the box)

Trying to make Pinterest inspired Halloween decorations.

Looked like they’d take about 1/2 hour to do. Half a day later and I’m about halfway there……

Dh is away and I can't get the sky box to work. I could probably figure it out but I can't be arsed

I hate being on a twaty shitty diet! It’s my fault I’m a fat flump and need to count my calories for a bit.

People.

My husband.
Myself.
Lack of children’s bike stock availability.

Sick of having aches and pains & a chesty cough