Things that are getting on tits today

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Supermarkets putting all their Halloween stuff away already to make room for Christmas stuff, ffs wait a few more days.
Things being on the sky box downstairs but not on IPlayer upstairs.
Work.

What are yours?

My gallbladder. Bloody thing. It's the total diva organ of the body. Ohe noes, a small stone! Quick, cause the type of pain that feel like you're being sawn in half that even bloody oramorph won't touch.
Then go "I'm done now." and shut up and act as if I haven't made a total tit of myself screaming like a banshee in A&E. Now my half term plans are screwed.

My husband claiming he has had a terrible nights sleep as I have snored. Eh ? I’m 36 weeks pregnant and crippled with spd and cramps and back pain !! Snoring ? I’ve barely even been asleep !!!!!!

@CeratopsofthePharoahs Sorry you’re in pain your description did make me laugh though

@Allmyarseandpeggymartin

I'm having the last laugh though. It's getting taken out today, if all goes to plan, and the sucker will never trouble me again.

@CeratopsofthePharoahs Be gone vile gallbladder!! How did it go?

Other people. Always other people. Especially older men who think they know everything I know nothing.

BRING IT, DICKHEAD. I AM GOING TO WIPE THE FUCKING FLOOR WITH YOU 🤬🤬🤬

bloody weather
bloody Brexit
bloody Christmas crap

@Allmyarseandpeggymartin

I'm back from theater sans the offending gallbladder. Ah, no more cholecystitis ever again. Bliss!!!!
Might be a bit high on morphine right now though.

@CeratopsofthePharoahs Yay! That is brilliant, hope your recovery is smooth.

Did you get a chance to keep it? There’s another thread where a Mumsnetter has a huge gallstone in a container and I’m wondering if there’s a market for “look at that bastard made into a candle holder/change purse that I survived” thing!

@Allmyarseandpeggymartin

Sadly I was not allowed to keep it. I did ask, but was told that H&S rules meant they weren't allowed to. My surgeon agreed that this was rather unfair, but what can you do? I'm just glad that (literal) fat bastard is probably smouldering in a hospital incinerator. I am home now and my children are not perhaps showing the dedication to nursing case as I'd like!!

Case? Care!

@CeratopsofthePharoahs

Change of clocks

Faulty boiler and chasing repair man

Leaky roof and chasing roofer

Non delivery of shed and chasing shed people

WTF is wrong with tradespeople and getting a job done properly???

I have a horrible cold on top of the other shitty cold I’ve had for weeks. Looked after whinging bickering children (also have the cold) alone all day yesterday while dp went out to football and cinema with friends. Got up to ill children a few times in the night before getting up at 5 with the youngest.

Dp came downstairs 2.5 hours later sighing that he thinks he might be getting the cold.

Then got annoyed with me for getting annoyed with him being pathetic about the cold I already have. Then had a go at me for not asking how his day was yesterday.

I am being irritable and unreasonable but I’m ill and exhausted and can’t cope with him whinging that he might be getting a cold.

Going back to work tomorrow. I like my job as much as I could like any job but I swear if I had won the lottery last night I wouldn't be back. Oh how I miss lockdown.

Work today . Its fucking Sunday!!
Last nights shitshow of a party full of early 20 somethings who were fucking rude
Her husband who was rude .
Her daughter who I met once before and thought was rude was rude and treated anyone over 25 an inconvenience yet was supposed to be her mums ( my friends ) party
My purse containing a £50 note and some cards went missing .
Fucking rude cunts all night and I'm very willing to drop her as a mate for sure

I ate and drank too much last night so woke up in the night feeling bloated and sick.

It’s Sunday and I’ve got to spend 4 hours in the car on a shitty rainy day for DH to buy a bike. Would rather stay on the sofa!

Constant Christmas adverts, it should be banned before December.

Matt Lucas on Bake Off. Irritating and unfunny.
Absolutely,what does he add to the show?

This bloody cold, I don’t have time to feel rough just now
My bloody phone which has taken to dumping its battery life in 3 seconds flat when I have a trip tomorrow that I need battery life for

My slipper. I accidentally trod in the dog's water bowl and now its wet.
The dogs water bowl. Always where I don't expect it.
The dog. Keeps pushing his water bowl round the kitchen.

The amount of stuff that magically reappears everywhere after having spent an entire saturday afternoon cleaning and tidying...

@JudgeRindersMinder

This bloody cold, I don’t have time to feel rough just now My bloody phone which has taken to dumping its battery life in 3 seconds flat when I have a trip tomorrow that I need battery life for

Yep l feel the pain Everyone is gonna get it . My boss wears a mask constantly around me , no one else just me cos of this cold He will get it then blame me The cold from hell

Three pairs of different maternity tights I've ordered online in XL have all been tiny. Either that or I've tripled in size not just on my belly, but bum and legs too.

No parking where I live. Food shopping is like a military exercise.
Teenage son upstairs in his PS4 shouting with his mates on fifa
The cat missed his litter tray and crapped on the stairs I stood in it .