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HagridHair · 24/09/2021 22:12

what do centaurs do with their human arms when they're galloping Grin

I got asked this by a child in my work today and I was completely stumped 😂 do they do T. rex arms? Go on mumsnet tell me what you think Centaurs do with their human arms when they're galloping so I can report back tomorrow. (Hospital ward young child extremely unwell all around and I told them id do some serious research)

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FiveGoMadInDorset · 24/09/2021 22:25

They can’t use the arms as runners do as the centaur gallop gait is different to a runner, would work in trot though.

Definitely bow and arrow in hand

BlackeyedSusan · 24/09/2021 22:26

my vote is for holding a bow in one hand (left maybe ?)

right hand free to take an arrow out of the quiver and load the bow? (there must be a proper word for that. )

Shodan · 24/09/2021 22:26

If it's a festive gallop, they might do the actions for YMCA.

Or if feeling creative, they could knit themselves a vest for winter. Their chests must get chilly. They'd have to be very good at knitting, though.

5128gap · 24/09/2021 22:27

Deopnds. Day time usually taking selfies and posting them on Instagram.
At night they tend to have a pint in one hand and a kebab in the other.

TLIMSISNW · 24/09/2021 22:28

DH reckons they’d have their hands behind their heads to enhance the majestic aesthetic.

HagridHair · 24/09/2021 22:29

@5128gap maybe they make TikTok videos! WinkGrin

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WhyOhWhyOhWhyyyy · 24/09/2021 22:29

I love the random questions kids ask. DH is a solicitor and was at court supporting a child who needed to be questioned by the judge in a case. All very solemn and serious.

He asked the boy if he had any questions to which he asked ‘how many monkeys do you think there are in the universe’ 😂

TheChip · 24/09/2021 22:31

I can them picture doing sid the sloth arm movements when galloping

HagridHair · 24/09/2021 22:32

@WhyOhWhyOhWhyyyy that's amazing!!

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TheChip · 24/09/2021 22:33

Or maybe they flap their arms to try and make themselves appears as pegasus

HeechulOppa · 24/09/2021 22:36

I think they point finger guns at people as they run by, kinda like ‘eyyyy!’ Picturing the Fonz as a centaur now.

HagridHair · 24/09/2021 22:37

@TheChip like pegasus from wish 😂

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Shodan · 24/09/2021 22:38

I think they point finger guns at people as they run by,

Oh yes this. Definitely.

And say "Pew pew" as they do it.

V intimidating.

Fillybuster · 24/09/2021 22:39

Brilliant question and classy answers. I suspect centaur dressage is going to have me snickering at random moments for the next few days.

Meanwhile, obvs it depends. Bow and arrow in combat situation; video camera when running production for action scenes (additional height enable good panning from extra angles); shifting bales of hay (much as I love the kebab & pint suggestion, I'm guessing horse innards require an equine diet, and those things aren't small) and otherwise possibly for holding carrots & apples to nibble when pootling around?

Finally, on a semi-serious note, theres a good selection of cool centaur art on Greek vases available online, if you and the kid have time and energy to check out what they really got up to, back in the day...


Wilkolampshade · 24/09/2021 22:44

They wave sparkly pom poms, like cheerleaders, obs.

ooft · 24/09/2021 22:51

I'd always thought shield on one arm and sword on the other

EekGoesTheBaby · 24/09/2021 22:57

I think they swat their bum with a little jockey whip to make themselves run faster.

Kiwi09 · 24/09/2021 23:02

Show them this gif!

HagridHair · 24/09/2021 23:04

@Kiwi09 thank you! I think after we've exhausted all the funny option they do actually want to know how the arms are held.. so that's really helpful! Grin

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WeatherwaxOn · 24/09/2021 23:07

Centaurs are freaky - all those ribs. Where are their lungs? At the top below their human head, or in their horsey chest?
Technically are they insects with six limbs?

Ponoka7 · 24/09/2021 23:15

I imagine them to look like this, arms back,unless needing to shoot an arrow.

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Nibblypiggotonabus · 24/09/2021 23:17

This is one of the best questions ever posed. I'm going to be thinking about this for days

Rainbowqueeen · 24/09/2021 23:19

Aren’t there some in the narnia movies? You could take a look

TimeForTeaAndG · 24/09/2021 23:20

They pretend to be holding reins like when you're a kid galloping around as if you're riding a horse.

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