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Mysterious soup

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OhGiveUp · 18/08/2021 13:44

This morning I decided to clean out the kitchen cupboards.
In one of the corner base units, I tend to keep a small store of tinned and jar foodstuff.
So, after pulling everything out, including god knows how many random Tupperware lids which have clearly mated and multiplied at the back, I came across a tin of marks and Spencer chicken soup.
Now this has confused me because I never go to M&S and I hate chicken soup.
So, how the heck did it manage to sneak in and hide amongst tins of corned beef and jars of sauce?
There's only me and the dog here!
Now unless the dog has managed to leap over a six foot fence, sneak into my neighbours cupboard and emerge victorious with the tin between his teeth, to leap back over the fence and stash it in my cupboard, then it's a complete mystery!
Help.

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OhGiveUp · 19/08/2021 11:01

@Bearlyactive Sorry, forgot to add your name.

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AlfonsoTheMango · 19/08/2021 13:22

Are you double-vaccinated, OP? Seeing tins of soup in your cupboard might be a rare and unrecorded side effect.

OhGiveUp · 19/08/2021 13:45

I have been double vacced yes.
You could be onto something there @AlfonsoTheMango Do you think I should sue?
I mean, seeing tins of soup after the double jab is bad enough, god knows what I'll be seeing if I have an autumn booster 😲

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AlfonsoTheMango · 19/08/2021 13:59

Definitely. Bill Gates has lots of money and we all know that he is driving this vaccination lark to implant microchips so that he can control us through G5 microwaves.

OhGiveUp · 19/08/2021 14:57

@AlfonsoTheMango 😂
Oh God, we're doomed, doomed I tell thee.

Maybe I will be thankful for the tin of soup if the world ends and I need a last meal.

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