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Strangest thing someone has ever done In your home?

166 replies

Ilikechips · 16/08/2021 19:22

Seen lots of these type of threads lately and I love them! So go ahead, what’s the strangest thing anyone has ever done in your home?

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thanksforyourcommentrandomman · 16/08/2021 19:23

You first

Sparklesocks · 16/08/2021 19:23

A one night stand nicked my toothpaste once. That was very inconvenient.

Carrotcakefiend · 16/08/2021 20:36

Friend of a friend gatecrashed a house party, and brought their shopping with them. Stashed some in the freezer, some in our pantry, and some under my bed. Only found out when the next day I opened the door (with a hangover) to him, who - with no shame at all - explained he'd 'stored a few groceries' at mine, and proceeded to root around his hiding places in my flat, repack his stashed shopping into bags, and leave again.

TheVolturi · 16/08/2021 20:46

Declined a slice of cake for pudding and requested a peeled raw carrot instead.

plodalong12 · 16/08/2021 20:49

Ran a brothel from it.

Anotherlovelybitofsquirrel · 16/08/2021 21:02

Stole some very expensive cosmetics and Skincare.Over 30 years ago. Still fuming.

Aquamarine1029 · 16/08/2021 21:04

I caught my MIL in my bedroom snooping through my drawers. It caused quite a scene.

Poptart4 · 16/08/2021 21:06

Shamelessly place marking Grin

Blahblahblah21 · 16/08/2021 21:09

Lost their virginity in my downstairs loo - teen ds party. I was in the house.Shock

DrManhattan · 16/08/2021 21:09

Not take the hint to leave until I switched the TV and lights off

WhatTheFlap · 16/08/2021 21:10

Poured my shampoo and conditioner into the back of the toilet 🙄

FangsForTheMemory · 16/08/2021 21:12

@plodalong12 I think you've won the thread already there!

Aquamarine1029 · 16/08/2021 21:13

@WhatTheFlap

Poured my shampoo and conditioner into the back of the toilet 🙄
They had to be drunk, surely?
Imnewhere1991 · 16/08/2021 21:14

Invited a friend over and she literally pooed on the toilet seat and seemingly everywhere apart from the actual toilet. 😳

youdoyoutoday · 16/08/2021 21:15

Sorry of these one sentence answers need far more explanation!!
A brothel? How?
Shampoo and conditioner in the toilet tank?? Why??
And raw carrot for pudding?? You're obviously trolling! 🤣🤣

SuperCaliFragalistic · 16/08/2021 21:18

Pissed in the bath
Hid food in the garden

HappyDays40 · 16/08/2021 21:18

In my student house my housemates boyfriend was cruel to my cat he covered him in Sudocrem. I was not happy and hit the roof. Two weeks later I hacked the wingmirror of his shitty car with my breadknfie and put super glue in the locks then stuck nails in nails in his tyres. He knew it was me I knew it was me but there was no proof. Oh well don't be mean to animals.

FOJN · 16/08/2021 21:20

Came for dinner and used my toothbrush to clean their teeth afterwards. I'm grateful that she told me.

HunterHearstHelmsley · 16/08/2021 21:21

@HappyDays40

In my student house my housemates boyfriend was cruel to my cat he covered him in Sudocrem. I was not happy and hit the roof. Two weeks later I hacked the wingmirror of his shitty car with my breadknfie and put super glue in the locks then stuck nails in nails in his tyres. He knew it was me I knew it was me but there was no proof. Oh well don't be mean to animals.
Love this! Anyone who is cruel to animals deserves that and more.
Hellodarknessmyoldpal · 16/08/2021 21:28

@SuperCaliFragalistic

Pissed in the bath Hid food in the garden
Were they having a bath? Or just mistook it for the toilet?
Giggorata · 16/08/2021 21:28

Let all 200 of my bloody chickens out.

SuperCaliFragalistic · 16/08/2021 21:30

It was a party, someone was using the toilet so the other person used the bath instead.

plodalong12 · 16/08/2021 21:30

Re: the brothel - I was in supported living at the time. There was a woman in her 30s living there who used to sleep with men for money. All day long, they would sometimes literally be about 3 or 4 of a line of them waiting in cars for their turn. This was during the first lockdown so couldn’t even really go out and escape from it. Raised it with the housing company MANY times. Only in the end was it a lie that the police came round about it and we’re going to come again did she get kicked out. But not until about 6 months of this happening. At the same time, the house was also a drug den with people coming in and out to buy drugs, and to smoke/sniff/take them there, and also, one of the tenants opposite me had been in prison for murder. As you can understand I was VERY stressed living there at that time.

ImitationofBeing · 16/08/2021 21:30

New neighbours came over for a drink one evening.
He went to the loo (on the 1st floor).
Must have gone snooping to the 2nd floor where our bedroom was (converted terrace - attic bedroom).

He got stuck in the eaves/storage and had to shout for help.

His wife just continued chatting like this was totally normal.

youdoyoutoday · 16/08/2021 21:42

@plodalong12 that sounds awful! Sorry you had to go through that. Flowers

@imitationofBeing eh?? What did he say when you rescued him??