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Strangest thing someone has ever done In your home?

166 replies

Ilikechips · 16/08/2021 19:22

Seen lots of these type of threads lately and I love them! So go ahead, what’s the strangest thing anyone has ever done in your home?

OP posts:
Malin52 · 17/08/2021 06:38

@userhuman

I think not leaving any toilet paper for guests, then keeping a shit towel, then inviting the person back and confronting them with it might need to go on the thread 'strangest thing you've ever done' rather than this one.
Well quite. And also the unrelenting belief that the adult not the child did the towel clean up and cupboard flinging.

My money is totally on the kid and poor FM keeps being confronted by shit covered towels whenever they do the PP a favour.

2018SoFarSoGreat · 17/08/2021 06:50

@ExhaustedGrinch

Well this is outing but fuck it. I don't care. I'll never not be mad about it.

A family member (through marriage) was watching my DS while I went shopping. I made a mental note to get toilet paper as we were out. Get back and DS proudly declares FM had done a smelly poo. I was slightly puzzled because I knew we didn't have toilet paper but figured they'd sacrificed a sock. When they left I discovered a missing hand towel!

Okay, so in desperation I can see why someone would use a hand towel, whatever. I figured must be in the bin or washing machine, or they'd smuggled it out in their bag. Nope. They'd flung it in my cupboard under the stairs! WTF!

I put gloves on and placed said towel in a plastic bag. Next time FM was over to watch my son so I could shop I placed the bag with the shitty towel in ON TOP of my bin with the bag open so they would know I know. Very passive aggressive I know. Anyway I get back and FM loudly announces "Oh there was a shitty towel on the bin, DS had left it there so I've flung it in the wash" ... !!! DS says "NO I DIDN'T" to which FM again says it was DS. I was, possibly for the first time in my life, fucking speechless.

I told FM's partner about it and how hurt I was and that I didn't want them in my home alone ever again. FMs partner was mortified obviously. I've never raised it with FM (now divorced from family anyway) but it's something that really hurt me, possibly more than it made me mad, to disrespect my home in the most disgusting way and then to top it off blame my DS was just something else completely.

But. Not being mean, seriously. We all run out at some time.

How could you leave your DS and family member home without toilet paper? Did you leave tissues out, and apologize and explain? If not, what were they to do? Not excusing teh. stashing it. That is vile. But what were they to do?

romatheroamer · 17/08/2021 07:22

I suppose mild and harmless compared with some posts but pretty anal and annoying.
Immediately starts tidying when admitted. picks up bit of paper eg receipt do you need this? Puts bottles in a neat row on drinks trolley. Used bathroom late at night, found had rearranged very thing according to type of product. Looked at bookshelves same author novels were together but rearranged in publication order.
House not really untidy, just average lived-in.

BananaMilkshakeWithCream · 17/08/2021 07:26

Smothered themselves in superglue and tried to attach themselves to the carpet.

It was one of the kids and no it didn’t really work. I was very annoyed all the same though! No long term injuries thankfully 😂

BikeRunSki · 17/08/2021 07:30

Very mild in comparison, but bizarre at the time.
DBro’s best friend “bumped” down the stairs on his bum. He was 38! Apparently he couldn’t do it at home because he has spiral stairs!

Meruem · 17/08/2021 07:35

A friend/neighbour and I fancied an evening out (both single mums at the time). Friend said her ex MIL could babysit both our kids at my place. I agreed. The MIL brought her heavily pregnant dog (I didn’t know this was happening) and lo and behold it went into labour while we were out! We came home in the middle of it. I’d just had brand new carpet put in that room which ended up ruined. I don’t even really like dogs! I was not happy.

SingingInTheShithouse · 17/08/2021 07:46

Asked to borrow a key to pop back to our house from the pub we were all in to get something out of her case when she was staying with us. She didn't return. On getting home a bit later we found clothes strewn from the front door to spare bedroom, the loo floor literally swimming in piss & DHs beer all gone from the fridge & lots of noise coming from spare room right next to then 4yo DDs room

Turned out she'd picked up a bloke she vaguely knew on her way out & brought him back to ours for a shag & basically helped herself to anything to entertain him & didn't clean up his friggin mess in the loo & couldn't see what was wrong with her actions. We are no longer friends

Tiramiwho · 17/08/2021 07:51

So many to share but i'll start off with: My friend brought her little dog when visiting ( didn't ask, but I didn't really mind ) deliberately left half her mug of tea and put it down on the carpet for the dig to finish. She thought it was endearing Hmm
Same friend invited me over for tea. Her toddler spent half the time waddling over and diving his grubby mitts into my chicken and salad meal. Again, she thought he was being super cute and encouraged him to continue.
I went home hungry Angry

Tiramiwho · 17/08/2021 07:52

dog of course 😶

Confusedandshaken · 17/08/2021 07:55

DHs sister stayed in our holiday home. When she left she unplugged all the electrical appliances including the fridge and the freezer - both of which she had left food in. The fridge wasn't too bad, it was mostly unopened cheese, wine and beer but the smell from the freezer when we turned up there two months later was indescribable.

It's still a mystery to me how she could do something so stupid. All the plugs and sockets are clearly labelled with the name of the appropriate appliances so she must have known what she doing. She also left open bags of bread in the kitchen cupboard so thank god we didn't get mice.

DevonSunsets · 17/08/2021 07:55

Friend of a friend - Flat/pet sitting for me while I was away for a couple of months for work. They were between uni terms and and I was panicking because my work had dropped the whole thing on me at short notice - so it worked out well for both of us.

Got back very late at night from traveling and just fell into bed. Woke up in the morning totally confused as they had redecorated the whole flat.

Fully redecorated.

Painted walls, ceilings and front door done beautifully. Did a brilliant job.....

If you liked ice cream pastels with contrasting gloss work. Bedroom was pale purple, pink and yellow. Hall was a pale pistachio green with royal blue trim, living room was baby blue and frosted raspberry. Hot pink in the bathroom. Deep olive in the kitchen. All wonderful for a large victorian manor maybe - but looked awful in a very tired pokey one bed ex council flat, designed in a brutalist style.

They had moved all the furniture around, put up artwork and changed the doors on my cupboards in my tiny kitchen and re covered my worksurfaces in a vinyl top. (which stayed - did a brilliant job)

It was so bizarre.

Apparently, they were grateful they had got to stay somewhere free for a few months and wanted to say thank you with a 'makeover'

It took me months and months to paint it back.

thelegohooverer · 17/08/2021 07:57

Graffitied his initials on the living room wall in craft spray paint.

XelaM · 17/08/2021 07:59

@GinJeanie

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

I still love this story Grin

brokenbiscuitsx · 17/08/2021 08:01

Replaced one of the photos in my house with a photo of Nicholas Cage

XelaM · 17/08/2021 08:04

@DevonSunsets Grin Can you give her my address?

@thelegohooverer Grin Why?

Ilikechips · 17/08/2021 08:04

So we used to have a cleaner who would occasionally bring her teenage daughter with her, we used her for a few years and it was as though I’d watched and heard about this young girl grow up. She would mainly stay in the lounge while her mum cleaned, anyway one day I came home and her mum was hoovering downstairs I went to my bedroom to get changed and she’s in my en suite with MY rampant rabbit.

Horrific, so many levels of a shit show.

OP posts:
HaveringWavering · 17/08/2021 08:12

@dizzylizzy08

My ex had a posh wank in my bed. My sister caught him.
What makes a “posh wank” posh?!
1smallhamsterfoot · 17/08/2021 08:15

@HaveringWavering wank with a condom

tintodeverano2 · 17/08/2021 08:16

Not me, my mum. She had a party when she was a teen and someone decided to "feed" her goldfish a sandwich. It died.

QuirkyUsername · 17/08/2021 08:24

Some one stayed at my house and wiped massive chunks of snot on my wall behind my sofa. I found it later - dried on.

Lovesacake · 17/08/2021 08:26

@ExhaustedGrinch I think it’s really rude to leave someone in your house, to look after your child, without leaving any loo roll! Why wouldn’t you leave a box of tissues for them to use? Or even ask them to bring a roll when they came over so at least they’d know the situation and have the choice to bring some. I think you owed them an apology for putting them in that position.
And to keep the towel??

thinkingaboutLangCleg · 17/08/2021 08:30

Happydays40 well done for punishing the animal-abuser. Non-violent and absolutely appropriate. Bastard. I hope your cat recovered.

NeedToKnow101 · 17/08/2021 08:31

[quote XelaM]@GinJeanie

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

I still love this story Grin[/quote]

I know it without even clicking on it... it's the young woman who had a poo drama and got stuck in the windows on a date isn't it? ... it's sooooooooo funny. 😂😂😭 and they stayed together ❤️ I wonder if they still are?

NeedToKnow101 · 17/08/2021 08:33

My ex pissed in my friend's fridge at her house party, in front of everyone in the kitchen. He was off his nut at the time.

thanksforyourcommentrandomman · 17/08/2021 08:34

Usually when I stopped by I’d wait to be let in by the tenant (you know because I thought it was rude to just let myself in)

And illegal