Strangest thing someone has ever done In your home?

[Ilikechips]

Seen lots of these type of threads lately and I love them! So go ahead, what’s the strangest thing anyone has ever done in your home?

@XelaM and @NeedToKnow101

I think I'll always remember that story too! I so hope they're still together - he sounds like a keeper tbh. Not phased by a bit of poo on a first date 😳😍

@plodalong12 - aww no, just seen this!
Romeo and Pooliet 🤣😆

• Pee with the doors open so we could all hear it while we were trying to eat.

• Physically attacking me for refusing to join a religion.

Btw, I am no longer in contact with either of these people.

There are some seriously deranged people among us!

@HmmmmmmInteresting

*Revolting. That's child abuse. Sorry you endured that. Did you tell your parents? I'd have strung them up.*

I agree. It's upsetting that you knew what the stains were at that age.

Yeah my mum had to wash the clothes and her reaction gave it away when I showed her. She was pretty grossed out but didn't say anything to them. In hindsight I realise it was abuse but that was common in my house.

My friend had to leave her friend in the house alone while she went into work - her friend ate all the easter eggs she had stored away.

Handed me their dirty washing, without even looking at me, before we'd even been introduced, as he continued to talk to my DH who had foolishly told him that if he were ever in NZ to come stay. . .

The more I hear about poo towel story the more I think that everyone involved is completely fucking mental.

@XelaM your guess is as good as mine. He did apologise the next day and try to scrub it off.

My elderly parents had thrown me an afternoon party at their home when I got my PhD. It was more on the formal side with only champagne (no booze or beer) and nice hors d'oeuvres, with a clear beginning and end time on the invite. One of the other candidates in my graduation class showed up when the party started and halfway through told my sister she was a bit tired, so she was going to go lie down. My sister assumed she meant, "go home and lie down," but no, unbeknownst to any of us, she went up to my parents bedroom and fell asleep-my mom discovered her there hours after everyone had gone home and my sisters, husband and I had helped clean up and already left. The woman acted upset I'd left and wondered why the food was gone!!!

I should add that our PhD program is not in a discipline that attracts more eccentric types - most people go on to work in rather professional, often corporate
settings so I can only imagine how how she is faring now!

A friend came round with a bottle of wine for a catch up, mid conversation her phone rings, she answers it, it's another friend of hers and she just starts chatting and catching up on the gossip whilst I'm just sat there listening for to half a phone conversation. After about 20 minutes I got up and went and sorted the kitchen, loaded the dishwasher etc, I went back in the lounge and she was still chatting away so I just left her to it and went to bed.

She then did it again on New Year's Eve a couple of years later, she turned up an hour late with her ds who went off to play with my dcs and half an hour later her mum phoned, they started chatting and she stayed on the phone until MIDNIGHT fortunately this time I had other friends round and we just ignored her and got drunk.

We're not friends anymore 😁

A friend used to hide household objects in odd places as a joke when he came over. He once hid our tin opener up the chimney, which was inconvenient because we only found out months later (by which time we'd bought another anyway) but the worst time was when he put the toilet brush in our bed. It was dry, thankfully but neither me or my then DP were amused.

Shat in my cupboard and covered it with a takeaway container 🙄

Exhausted Grinch - in years to come your son will admit that this was him, and he blamed fm

These may be outing.

First few instances were our lodger. He was staying in our attic and was very drunk. He vomited all the way from the attic (front of the house) all the way to the back. He then proceeded to fall asleep in the bath and got quite aggressive with DP when DP was trying to help him. To this day he states it was an asthma attack....
Another incident was when DP and I woke up to find the lodger in our front room. On the rug in the middle of the floor was a pile of clothes with a handwritten note that said "do not touch, police evidence". There were red stains on it, I was concerned it was blood so bent over to stare closely at our lodger to check for headwounds. I then noticed that he'd fallen asleep with his dick in his hands. I left quickly and told DP who went in and woke the lodger up. Turned out that he had been stopped by some people in a car asking for directions, as he bent down, the occupants of the car squirted ketchup in his face.

The other strange incident was with an acquaintance of DP. He apparently has a habit of asking for the loo, getting naked and then taking a picture of himself in the shower. He's not been back since but we did say we should invite him back as we've had our bathroom redone.