Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months

I think DB might need to be careful here. CF will be trying to get him on side painting OP as the flaky 'unpunctual' one not being there with the key.

When in fact the only unpunctual person I. The whole scenario is, of course, CF.

At 7.30 you absolutely have to text him.

“Will be 5 mins”

Then take your sweet, sweet time.

*ShamelessCurtainTwitcher

I cannot be the only American who has read all three threads and has been left in awe at how much the British can endure without shooting someone.*

Watch and learn, Twitcher. Watch and learn.

If he sits outside for two hours won’t he notice you haven’t actually come home?

Booking my front row seat for 7.30.

(Am betting he brings CelebX as his wingman hoping that his presence makes you all fluttering and gooey eyed so you drop your best MN head- on- one- side- eyebrow -raised -professional- persona .)

At 7.45 text

“Just having a quick bike ride and picnic with the kids. Sure you understand”

"7.30? This evening??? No... not 7.30 this evening... I meant 7.30 tomorrow morning"

That must have been a surprise when he knocked after being told no.

So you didn't even get a chance to pre plan this improvisation that your DB is now taking full advantage of!

How long has he been hanging around now?

Cat - yes!!!

I’m so glad I found the update!!!

At 8.00
Oh shit, left my hand bag with keys in it at dd’s ballet class, just popping back to get it, shan’t be long.”

Right who else is settling in for half 7 now?

Have you heard any mutterings of an apology? Does he seem sheepish?

@DepressedDD

If he sits outside for two hours won’t he notice you haven’t actually come home?

At that point OP tells him there's another way out and she returned home that way.

Your DB is amazing

@DepressedDD she’s coming from her land, through another entrance, he would to irated to rationalised that

@DepressedDD

If he sits outside for two hours won’t he notice you haven’t actually come home?

Makes not difference does it?

Though unlikely he'll sit outside, he's got to go to a semi-famous footballer's house.

Your DB is a legend

@Needapoodle

Right who else is settling in for half 7 now?

Might set an alarm on my phone…

Shamelessly placemarking for the epic conclusion.

Am so glad that he has, at last, been inconvenienced.

Your DB is a legend. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I'm so invested in this thread! Kids will be tucked up in bed by 7:15 to see how it unfolds 😂

Absolutely gutted I’ll be out at 7.30 so if this goes beyond 1000 posts please someone start a 4th thread.

"Arrive home" at 7.35.
Precisely 5 minutes late so that you can show exactly what 5 minutes looks like.
And its not 2 and a half days