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To think that this is a much better idea than going to penalties.

52 replies

Oversize · 12/07/2021 21:06

One handed egg and spoon race.

Fastest team to get 5 players over the finish line with unbroken eggs on their spoons.
1 hand tied behind their backs but they can scoop up dropped eggs.

In the event of a dead heat, repeat the race with the introduction of a three legged element 6 players from each team.

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WeRTheOnesWeHaveBeenWaitingFor · 12/07/2021 21:08

I think they should just start throwing extra balls in.

Oversize · 12/07/2021 21:09

Hmm. Yes. Or allowing more players back onto the pitch.

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TrickorTreacle · 12/07/2021 21:17

Make it a cross between football and tennis (Wimbledon). The aim of the game is to get as many footballs over the net to the opponent's side as possible. Rules and scoring of tennis applies e.g. faults and double faults, 40-15 etc :D

Blippibloppi · 12/07/2021 21:18

I've been suggesting added time multi ball for years. Or for every 5 minutes that goes past with out a goal, you lose a player.

Oversize · 12/07/2021 21:24

Or what about the goalies can play but no one can go in the little box by the goal.

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TeardropsFallingOnHotSand · 12/07/2021 21:30

They have to cook an omelette with the eggs.

In under a minute. Like that cookery programme where they competed at the end. Then had their names on some kind of leader board. One minute omelette or similar.

But also wash the pan and utensils up at the end.

And put them away.

Oversize · 12/07/2021 21:37

That's quite the set of skills there Teardrops

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MotionActivatedDog · 12/07/2021 21:39

They should make the coaches take the penalties.

Or the loudest gobshites in the stands.

doodlejump1980 · 12/07/2021 21:44

I think that they could liven up the penalties by letting a dog loose. See who gets the ball first.

SingingSands · 12/07/2021 21:45

I say they each take one player off the field for every 5 mins over the 120 mins, until it's goalie on goalie.

OnSecondThoughts · 12/07/2021 21:50

I was thinking this myself. All that running around, dribbling, tackling, getting all tired, not to mention mucky...and all for it to be decided by a few kicks at the end. There has to be a better way. Why don't they just make it 90 minutes of penalties? Best of 1451, or the first to reach 875 goals? Or another way: Whenever they look back on the career of some famous player, they seem to get praised more for their tackling/dribbling/ball control skills than for their goals (I think?) So, judge each match like an episode of Strictly. They could play some Glenn Miller and the crowd could sing along.

Oversize · 12/07/2021 21:51

@doodlejump1980

I think that they could liven up the penalties by letting a dog loose. See who gets the ball first.
Olive and Mabel 😆
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Oversize · 12/07/2021 21:53

A Strictly / canine agility mash up with tunes.

I like it.

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Blippibloppi · 12/07/2021 21:58

Change one of the teams for a squad of children like this epic game
twitter.com/GraemeDemianyk/status/1121527585924624384?s=19

DingDongDenny · 12/07/2021 21:58

I think it should be the team with the least yellow or red cards

Carboholic · 12/07/2021 21:59

I would watch all of the above.

I did not watch 22 grown man pushing with a bit of inflated pork skin around some grass last night.

Oversize · 12/07/2021 22:04

@DingDongDenny

I think it should be the team with the least yellow or red cards
Yes!
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Oversize · 12/07/2021 22:05

Loved those kids!❤

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MrsFin · 12/07/2021 23:20

I think they should keep playing and take 2 players off every 5 mins.

ViciousJackdaw · 12/07/2021 23:24

I'd like to see a dance-off. An individual dance from one player, a duet and a final routine involving all players.

Longdistance · 12/07/2021 23:26

They should’ve got the subs on to play. Mix it up, see what happens.

nancy75 · 12/07/2021 23:27

Considering the fans all think they could do better maybe they could pick 5 fans from each side & make them take the penalties

I actually like the idea of basing it on red & yellow cards, Italy might have had a problem with it!

Houseofvelour · 12/07/2021 23:28

Arm wrestle between the coaches 💪

Poppins2016 · 12/07/2021 23:38

@DingDongDenny

I think it should be the team with the least yellow or red cards
100%.

Last night I suggested to DH that yellow/red cards should result in goal deductions!

DrSbaitso · 12/07/2021 23:46

Dance off.