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To think that this is a much better idea than going to penalties.

52 replies

Oversize · 12/07/2021 21:06

One handed egg and spoon race.

Fastest team to get 5 players over the finish line with unbroken eggs on their spoons.
1 hand tied behind their backs but they can scoop up dropped eggs.

In the event of a dead heat, repeat the race with the introduction of a three legged element 6 players from each team.

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snowballer · 12/07/2021 23:54

Love these ideas, none of which are really that much more ridiculous than a penalty shootout! I'd happily watch any of these

SomeKindOfFloppyWeirdo · 13/07/2021 00:18

So many brilliant ideas here! Love the extra balls idea Grin.

I’d love to see Krypton Factor challenges instead of penalties. Physical ability would be no problem, but who would they pick for the Observation round (Pickford?) Mental agility (Rashford?) General knowledge? (Harry Kane seems like he’d be good at a pub quiz!) Could wreak havoc on the team selection if they have to balance out Krypton Factor skills as well as football skills.

MotionActivatedDog · 13/07/2021 00:25

Dodgeball.

Or what’s the time Mr wolf. I’d watch every match if it was settled like that! Grin

JedEye · 13/07/2021 01:02

Tug of war

Oversize · 13/07/2021 06:18

Yes theses are all much more sensible.

'What's the time Mr Wolf'🤣

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Aroundtheworldin80moves · 13/07/2021 06:22

Golden snitch. First team to capture it gets extra points

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 13/07/2021 06:25

Water fight
Singing contest of the national anthems... teams must be word perfect.
Chess

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 13/07/2021 06:26

Or most drastic... draw means draw and they share the title...

DrSbaitso · 13/07/2021 08:51

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

Or most drastic... draw means draw and they share the title...
Not dramatic enough. We need an actual winner.
ChainJane · 13/07/2021 08:53

Injury time, Blood Bowl style. The ball is removed from play and the players have a few minutes to incapacitate their opponents before the ball is returned and play resumes.

Squidthing · 13/07/2021 08:53

Tug of war surely.

WhatHaveIFound · 13/07/2021 08:58

I think they should start moving the goalposts in when they go to extra time so the pitch gets smaller and smaller. After all they're tired after 90 mins so this way they wouldn't have to run as far (and they'd be more chance of goals).

Failing that a fan team consisting of under 10s only.

Arthurianna · 13/07/2021 09:10
Grin

I think they should stop and take one penalty each every 5 minutes of extra time.
Simultaneously at both ends, so there isn't the advantage of going first.
But I like the idea of removing players, so maybe once the player has taken his penalty he goes off.

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 13/07/2021 09:12

A game we play at Cubs...
Everyone has a number. Leader shouts a number, those two players play against each other.

We do it as hockey but it would work as football...

ProfSprout · 13/07/2021 09:17

I think using the yellow / red cards somehow is a great plan and would encourage better play.

My dc are very keen on a sin bin like in ice hockey. That would make things more interesting.

poorbuthappy · 13/07/2021 09:19

This all sounds like the new version of Wii Party Grin

Yellow85 · 13/07/2021 09:22

What about picking 11 fans at random to play a golden goal. Added element of surprise, are they good, do they have 2 left feet, are they supporting the opposition 🤷🏻‍♀️

livingwithbees · 13/07/2021 09:23

‘If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball…’ Grin

DrSbaitso · 13/07/2021 09:44

@ProfSprout

I think using the yellow / red cards somehow is a great plan and would encourage better play.

My dc are very keen on a sin bin like in ice hockey. That would make things more interesting.

The problem with that is that it puts too much power and strain on the ref, who would get far too much influence in who wins.
tanstaafl · 13/07/2021 09:57

As an aside, there’s goal line technology and VAR with all its camera angles and 3D images for deciding offside but I still don’t understand why they don’t have ‘stop the clock’ like rugby.

Babdoc · 13/07/2021 09:57

And the ref might be useless- and not give Jorginho a red card for deliberately cutting Grealish’s thigh open with his boot studs. And only give a yellow for grabbing a player by the neck and throwing him to the ground off the side of the pitch. The final was a farce, those two Italian players should both have been sent off. And the result would have been v different.

Streamingbannersofdawn · 13/07/2021 10:00

My DC hadn't watched football before the final and was shocked at the "cheating" ie: pulling people down and tripping them over.

He thinks anyone "cheating" should have to go off for a time out where presumably they have a little think about how they behaved. I dont know if he thinks they should say sorry when they come back on or not.

Mind you when they went to extra time he asked if that meant there would be football tomorrow and when I explained he said "what now??" Its a idea...

He is also of the opinion that the teams must be quite bad because when they play football at school there are lots of goals and "they have been playing for ages and only got 1 each!"

I love kids.

SlipperTripper · 13/07/2021 10:08

After we scored we could have just crammed all 11 of our players in the goal and just braced ourselves to have the ball wanged at us for 88 minutes... Probably would have sustained less injuries than playing on field against Italy?

x2boys · 13/07/2021 10:16

Game of Tig or a dip like we did as kids
The only one I can think of is ip dip dog shit you are not it.

CatBumJuice · 13/07/2021 10:28

Yep, yellow card idea has potential. I reckon everyone who was shown one during the match has to come off, and game continues with whoever's left. Would hopefully make everyone (Italians) better behaved..