To be absolutely over the moon for Boris and Carrie? 😊😊

[TulisaIsBrill]

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57296472

Wow! I don't think I've ever seen such a perfect couple. She looks incredible - radiant, Boris looks handsome as hell and they are absolutely made for each other. Let me be absolutely clear - this is a marriage made in heaven and one of the great romantic stories of our time has now been consecrated in holy matrimony.

A tale for the ages of love conquering all. With the love of this brilliant woman, I'm certain our wonderful PM can lead us all into better time, sparking off an incredible post Covid golden age that allows every person in this country to prosper and flourish. Watch the £ fly, just like Boris will go from strength to strength I have no doubt sterling will too. It's so Inspiring!

Salute Carrie and Boris! Yours is a story that will be told to future generations as the greatest love of all.

Bank holiday bottomless Buckfast brunch, op? Can't fault you.

They make such a lovely couple.

@LovelyLadyLily

I agree OP, it's a classic love story.

The kind where a serial cheat and father of more children than he'll even publically acknowledge cheats on his wife while she has cancer and then gets his affair partner knocked up.

Beautiful. He's handled his love life with the same level of skill he's handled Brexit and the pandemic.

I for one am extremely glad to have more of boris' genetics in the UK gene pool. It's almost a form of stealth eugenics, and one that will lead to an evolution to the next stages of the species. He's clearly a cut above the rest of us (except for Dominc Cummings).

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TulisaIsBrill

"hmm he married his mistress, the wife he cheated on was previously his mistress also- commitment is not how I would describe it."

That is committment. Commitment to true love, of exploring and continuously questioning the nature of both ones sexual and spiritual needs. Boris is not a man to live a compromised life. But now, anyone can see that this time it's for real.

Carrie is that you?

I am impressed with the amount you reeled in

@TulisaIsBrill

"hmm he married his mistress, the wife he cheated on was previously his mistress also- commitment is not how I would describe it."

That is committment. Commitment to true love, of exploring and continuously questioning the nature of both ones sexual and spiritual needs. Boris is not a man to live a compromised life. But now, anyone can see that this time it's for real.

Commitment is not being committed unless you want to be committed until you don't want to be committed anymore?

Hopefully this beautiful day will allow bygones to be bygones, and his second match made in heaven with the policial genius of Dom can be resurrected and we can take Britain on a path to being the most forward thinking nation on earth once again.
Hell yeah, it's sunlit uplands and no downside all the way now! The free baby unicorn for everyone in the land to celebrate this blessed union is but the icing on a gigantic cake.

OP's posts have really made me laugh 😂
Got to be a piss take this thread 😂😂

Tis indeed a great day.

Saw this on Twitter earlier:

Man meets woman, man marries woman, man divorces woman, man marries 2nd woman, man cheats on woman promises he'll divorce wife, doesn't, man gets suspicious number of IT lessons, man stops, woman gets cancer, man cheats on woman with cancer, man marries mistress TALE AS OLD AS TIME

"Commitment is not being committed unless you want to be committed until you don't want to be committed anymore?"

Correct. As Esther Perel puts it, monogamy used to be one person for life, now its one at a time. Boris might have found some grey areas in that from time to time - allegedly, but that doesn't stop his absolute resolution to finding the one being an inspiration to all.

Anyway, I'm going to convert all my dollars, Swiss francs and euros back to sterling tomorrow. I'm pretty sure we are entering into a platinum era.

Are you on glue?

I’m just amazed that TulisaIsBrill is still here. They’ve had so many deleted posts. Always entertaining though.

"Intoxicated on vicarious love!"

😂😂😂

Sarcasm I hope.

@KaleSlayer

I’m just amazed that TulisaIsBrill is still here. They’ve had so many deleted posts. Always entertaining though.

I don't think I've had any deleted posts!

I want some of what the OP is drinking

Early doors ??

I don't think I've had any deleted posts!

Oh Tulisa, you really are funny. 🥰

@Harrydresdenssidekick

I want some of what the OP is drinking

Twinings English breakfast (I know its evening but I'm a rebel like that) with one sugar and milk.

I hope that the Daily Mail picks this one up

@KaleSlayer

I don't think I've had any deleted posts!

Oh Tulisa, you really are funny. 🥰

(on this I'm completely serious - I don't recall having had deleted posts).