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Original poster

Prawn Chair

86 replies

ChristonaMoped · 02/05/2021 21:06

My work have been absolute utter bastards - it's a long story but it was a horrible year ending with redundancy in December.

Would I be being unreasonable to insert frozen prawns into my bosses chair when I go and pick up my things? He won't be in - just our security fella who never comes up the stairs.

Our office is regularly over 40 degrees in the Summer.

OP posts:
GreyhoundG1rl · 02/05/2021 21:07

The best revenge is living well.
Besides, there might be hidden cameras!

Laggartha · 02/05/2021 21:08

I don’t think it’s a good idea.

Blacktothepink · 02/05/2021 21:09

🤣

sapnupuas · 02/05/2021 21:23

Totally unreasonable but I still want you to do it.

MiaowMiaow99 · 02/05/2021 21:25

No don't.

MuddySocks · 02/05/2021 21:26

😂

Don't do it . It's not worth it .

Great idea though 🤣

PenCreed · 02/05/2021 21:26

Best not really.

Spill milk instead.

UnsolicitedDickPic · 02/05/2021 21:26

Water cress in the carpet instead?

Puntastic · 02/05/2021 21:28

Spill milk instead.

Yes. Much easier to make it look like an accident in case there are hidden cameras.

MolyHolyGuacamole · 02/05/2021 21:28

I'd say go for it, but if the only person in would be the security guard and yourself, it would be pretty easy to narrow it down, wouldn't it?

Talkwhilstyouwalk · 02/05/2021 21:32

Haha....tempting!! I wouldn't do it though, leave with you head held high. Onwards and upwards!

Original poster
ChristonaMoped · 02/05/2021 21:34

Knowing my arsehole boss he has probably had cameras installed actually...

Damn.

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seensome · 02/05/2021 21:34

Its my daydream to Chuck a whole fish under the fridge or cupboard to a awful employer, not sure I would really do it though. Smile

ememem84 · 02/05/2021 21:36

Send prawns in the post instead? One at a time. 😂

nothingcanhurtmewithmyeyesshut · 02/05/2021 21:36

Dooooooo ittt. Do it do it do it. Grin

BoringBettie · 02/05/2021 21:38

Love the milk idea 🥛😂

GreyhoundG1rl · 02/05/2021 21:39

You won't be there to see the reaction. Really, don't.

Original poster
ChristonaMoped · 02/05/2021 21:40

I don't need to see the reaction. I just want to know he's in a festering prawn environment for a while...

I suspect onwards and upwards is the grown up attitude I am going to have to adapt to this.

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Irishterrier · 02/05/2021 21:43

love the thread title

Puntastic · 02/05/2021 21:44

@ememem84

Send prawns in the post instead? One at a time. 😂
No, you want an envelope containing a blank sheet of A4, which itself is folded and contains a shedload of glitter.
Aprilshowersandhail · 02/05/2021 21:44

A fresh fish in the toilet cistern... No cameras in there...

WorkColleagueCrush · 02/05/2021 21:52

Spill milk on the carpet and prawns in the chair. Do it! If you've left what can they do anyway?!

GreyhoundG1rl · 02/05/2021 21:54

@WorkColleagueCrush

Spill milk on the carpet and prawns in the chair. Do it! If you've left what can they do anyway?!
Really, some people...
PrawnofthePatriarchy · 02/05/2021 21:57

You called?

SeaTurtles92 · 02/05/2021 22:06

Don't be so shellfish.