Opening crisp packets upside down.

[Harryo]

DH just opened a packet of Walkers Marmite) crisps upside down I told him that was what psychopaths do. He disagrees. AIBU?

Total psychopath

I did the same myself earlier (well, not exactly the same, mine were Waitrose own brand), so YABU.

psychopath or not, he is now cursed for all eternity

Surely they just wouldn’t taste the same if they’re being eaten upside down?

You’re right, eating Marmite crisps is what psychopaths do.

Opening them upside down is bad luck.

Marmite flavoured crisps!!??!! Not just a psychopath, but utterly devoid of taste buds as well!!

Maybe he wanted to eat the crumbs first? But no yanbu. Wrong wrong wrong!

I often do this, because I don't check before opening. If I notice, I turn them the right way round. I don't think I'm a psychopath ..........!

When I was in primary school it meant you were gay, only yesterday when I opened one upside down as I wasn’t paying attention did I realise that would be the oddest way to come out the closet 😂🤣

When I was in school it meant you were a monkey. If you opened them the right way you were an elephant.

Who wouldn't want to be a monkey?

LTB

If he was upside down, did the crisps not fall out of the packet?

Whats his stance on

cream teas? Jam then clotted cream or clotted cream followed by jam?

These are important considerations in a relationship.

I always thought you get more of the flavour first if you open it upside down, rather than having to poke around for the bits at the end.

When I was at school it was said this is bad luck. I never open them upside down. My ex used to do it all the time and it really annoyed me.

@MrsMoastyToasty

Whats his stance on

cream teas? Jam then clotted cream or clotted cream followed by jam?

These are important considerations in a relationship.

He would have lemon curd first, then cream on top.

Of course he disagrees. That’s exactly what a psychopath would do.

I voted YABU because you didn’t say if you’d dumped his stuff on the pavement and set fire to it, as you should.

I was told this was ' bad luck ' to do this! Not sure why really ! Just an old wives tale.
Unless they are good old plain crisps, then people can keep all the horrible flavors.

It's bad luck.
He's ruined it for everyone now. There will be a potato shortage and the only crisps left will be Marmite flavour and it will be All His Fault. I hope he feels guilty.

Leave the bastard

@Obbydoo

If he was upside down, did the crisps not fall out of the packet?

Psycho. I bet he bites all four fingers of a Kit Kat in secret too.

Ds2 opens them upside down. Then he lays them on the table to eat from the packet and the writing is the right way up.

Bloody hell! Run for your life. I couldn't cope with that sort of reckless behaviour.

@iklboo

Psycho. I bet he bites all four fingers of a Kit Kat in secret too.

I love doing that