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the Conception thread titles are spinning out of control again!

101 replies

sadpapercourtesan · 02/02/2021 18:32

Sorry to piss on anyone's chips, but do we have to have lurid thread titles with "fishy burps" and "meaty periods" in them?! It makes me feel sick.

This happened a few years ago and there was a consensus that they needed to tone it down...AIBU?

OP posts:
Minster2012 · 02/02/2021 21:15

@sadpapercourtesan the thing is if you put TTC Bus whatever at the beginning & it pops up on your phone as a notification Everyone knows you are TTC or IVF or whatever and ppl don't want that.
You put something spurious or funny and ppl quickly move on

Or some don't. Case in point 🤦🏼‍♀️

sadpapercourtesan · 02/02/2021 21:17

Yes, I can understand that - but does it have to be so graphically unpleasant?

Admittedly I have ASD and am very sensitive about blood and bad smells and suchlike, but I doubt I'm the only person who flinches.

OP posts:
AlexaPlayWhiteNoise · 02/02/2021 21:17

[quote Minster2012]@AlexaPlayWhiteNoise it is, we were discussing omega 3 that doesn't give fishy burps! 🤣

Any more for any more or can we all just carry on??? [/quote]
I'm on the seven seas ones and I've never had a fishy burp so 10/10 would recommend. Mind, I'm on that many fertility supplements that if you shook me then I'd rattle, so the flavour is probably lost in amongst the despair and OPKs Grin

ValidUser · 02/02/2021 21:20

@Minster2012 will keep things crossed for your transfer.

@AlexaPlayWhiteNoise been there!

Minster2012 · 02/02/2021 21:24

@AlexaPlayWhiteNoise thank you might try that, depends what else is in it I mean this is my current meds (but that includes all my other ailments of which there are many)

@ValidUser thank you so much, last frostie 🤞🏻😘& id totally take the afore mentioned too 🙌🏻I feel your pain

the Conception thread titles are spinning out of control again!
Minster2012 · 02/02/2021 21:29

Oh sugar was that unpleasant @sadpapercourtesan 🤦🏼‍♀️shouldn't be, they are my lifesaving drugs & TTC drugs 🤷‍♀️

sadpapercourtesan · 02/02/2021 21:32

No, I don't see anything particularly unpleasant there. I take a huge handful of drugs every day to stay alive too Grin

It really was "meaty periods" in the thread title that horrified me. Repeatedly.

OP posts:
AlexaPlayWhiteNoise · 02/02/2021 21:33

[quote Minster2012]@AlexaPlayWhiteNoise thank you might try that, depends what else is in it I mean this is my current meds (but that includes all my other ailments of which there are many)

@ValidUser thank you so much, last frostie 🤞🏻😘& id totally take the afore mentioned too 🙌🏻I feel your pain [/quote]
Infertility is utterly, utterly shit. I had secondary infertility, then a miracle pregnancy whilst waiting for investigation, and lost our boy at 21+4 in November. Will keep all my fingers crossed for you and your frostie bean.

Sparklingbrook · 02/02/2021 21:35

Stop typing it @sadpapercourtesan that's won't be helping with the horror...

HeyDW96 · 02/02/2021 21:47

It's inconsiderate to who exactly? I've seen much worse on MN, including an image of a bit of tissue that fell out of someone post partum. Was I offended? No. Because the title clearly alerted me to what the thread contained. As does the 'TTC BUS' thread.

Minster2012 · 02/02/2021 21:58

@AlexaPlayWhiteNoise MASSIVE HUGS your way lovely, feel free to join us at any point though yeah it may contain graphic language, fishy burps, meaty periods, dogs, cats, turtles, lots of chat about fun sex, programmes, probs a lot less about trying to conceive TBH cos that gets boring 😂🤣😜

@Sparklingbrook literally howling at your comment 🥩

@sadpapercourtesan you should see my other drugs stash 😉

@HeyDW96 bus 31 right, we are wellllll past the baby dust phase 😂

paintfairy · 02/02/2021 22:45

If I complained about everything I saw in a day, that offended me on the Internet, well there'd just be no time for anything else? Just scroll past if you don't want to read it? It's really not that difficult......

Don't want to know the gross parts about conception and life - don't go on conception boards. Simples. 😁

solicitoring · 02/02/2021 23:27

I've never had the need to go on a conception board as I appear to get pregnant whenever my husband pours me a glass of wine but seriously even I think you should just fuck off.

Sparklingbrook · 02/02/2021 23:30

[quote Minster2012]@AlexaPlayWhiteNoise MASSIVE HUGS your way lovely, feel free to join us at any point though yeah it may contain graphic language, fishy burps, meaty periods, dogs, cats, turtles, lots of chat about fun sex, programmes, probs a lot less about trying to conceive TBH cos that gets boring 😂🤣😜

@Sparklingbrook literally howling at your comment 🥩

@sadpapercourtesan you should see my other drugs stash 😉

@HeyDW96 bus 31 right, we are wellllll past the baby dust phase 😂[/quote]
I am not TTC but if I was the Conception board sounds like a lot more fun than some other Topics on here. Grin

HoneysuckIejasmine · 02/02/2021 23:34

Ah, I remember when my conception threads titles were complained about. Just an in joke to keep our spirits up what we battled through, but pearls were clutches anyway. HmmGrin

Good luck to you ladies on the bus under discussion - it's a tough old road, do what you need to to keep sane. Flowers

HoneysuckIejasmine · 02/02/2021 23:36

Eugh, typos. Hopefully you can understand anyway.

I believe the term that got us in trouble was to do with butter. You know, one of those "hey look, this every day product looks like genitals" memes that crop up now and then. But we were told smelling salts were needed and we were very crass. 🤷🏻‍♀️

moonpig23 · 02/02/2021 23:43

I block them. I find them rididulously childish.

GreenSlide · 02/02/2021 23:56

@sadpapercourtesan

I'm not judging anyone on their fertiity issues, nor am I coming onto your thread and disrupting it, nor am I trying to shut it down or stop anything from being discussed! I am only referring to the revolting imagery in the actual thread titles. I winced silently at "fishy burps" for a while, but when I opened MN today and kept seeing "meaty periods" it really made me nauseous.

I've hidden the topic now.

How do you cope with your own periods OP? It's a bit gross but it's gross out humour. God knows if you ever need a laugh it's when you're struggling to conceive. MN isn't the WI, we're allowed to be as disgusting as we like and long may it last I say.

Cocomarine · 03/02/2021 00:12

Some periods are well described as meaty. Stop trying to censor how women talk about their bodies 🙄
That one is descriptive, not gross.
If you flinch and feel nauseated those are your own ridiculous hang ups to deal with 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bluntasduck · 03/02/2021 00:13

Hemp capsules don't give you fishy burps!

Minster2012 · 03/02/2021 07:05

@Sparklingbrook absolutely!! We have to laugh or cry so we choose to laugh! @HoneysuckIejasmine nailed it (so to speak!) thank you ♥️

Oh how I wish that were the case for us all @solicitoring we'd have HUNDREDS of babies on our thread 😋we are "drink til it's pink" 😅 but then again, we are a ridiculously childish & fun bunch

Hemp capsules, added to list! Thank you!

Heaven help the OP if she read my blog & realised the revolting crap I have to deal with in my life which is just part of being me, my "normal bodily functions" & the feelings & embarrassment /mental anguish caused from other ppl's judgement of such things as you just try to deal with it however you can but deep down it still causes pain...this thread will feature in that in the coming week or so. You may get a shout out OP.

Godimabitch · 03/02/2021 07:11

The whole point of a separate area to discuss conception is so people can talk freely about their bodies and concerns during ttc. If you dont like then dont look at it, if you're not ttc it's not for you.

SmeleanorSmellstrop · 03/02/2021 07:23

What's a meaty period? Confused

barretbonden · 03/02/2021 07:28

I have noticed the language of those thread titles too and don't like it much. They often come over to me as demeaning of women, of reproduction. I've now thanks to this thread hidden the current one thread

Radglags · 03/02/2021 07:31

‘Disgust’ aside, I always think the random titles look like such overly specific ‘in jokes’ that they would put me off joining if I were new.