Sit down or stand up to do it?

[Frickinfreezinginthishouse]

Further to an eye opening conversation.with Dp today..slightly embarrassing..but..following a poo do you stand up or sit down to wipe your bum?
He thought my way was really odd, I find his odd..a Google sees a massive divide with people most definitely sticking to one way or the other..who knew 🤷🏻‍♀️

Sit.

Stand 🙈

Sit

Sit. Surely your bum is more ‘closed’ standing up?

Sit. Obviously.
If you stand, your bum cheers naturally close.

Cheeks! I don't grandstand my bum wiping!

😂

I start sitting and finish standing

Well I say standing but its more like squatting but not on the toilet seat

@thistimelastweek 😂

how on earth do you clean yourself properly if you stand up

Sit for gods sake. Did your mum teach you nowt?

DH stands. And uses half a roll of toilet paper in the process. He also wipes really fast like a bank card being pulled through a machine. You can hear the swish. Drives me bloody nuts.

I stand

I stand..always have done! Still can get bum clean, sort of a method to it, isn’t stood straight up 🤣
Please someone join me on this.
Must’ve been the way my mother taught me 🤷🏻‍♀️Reluctant to ask on our next phone conversation tbh

@Wigglegiggle0520 😅

The thought of sitting doing it makes me feel sick 🤮

Sit. If you're standing, you're basically making a shit sandwich with your arse cheeks. Minging.

My friend and I (and our DPs) recently had this conversation for some reason. Then my mum who was visiting joined in. The men were standing, women sitting. Our googling led us to believe most people sit, but almost all women sit versus only some men.

@Wigglegiggle0520

DH stands. And uses half a roll of toilet paper in the process. He also wipes really fast like a bank card being pulled through a machine. You can hear the swish. Drives me bloody nuts.

How close are you to him when he goes

@Frickinfreezinginthishouse

I stand..always have done! Still can get bum clean, sort of a method to it, isn’t stood straight up 🤣 Please someone join me on this. Must’ve been the way my mother taught me 🤷🏻‍♀️Reluctant to ask on our next phone conversation tbh

I'm with you op! I'm now questioning it though

Stand lol

My arse is huge. How would I get my hand round to wipe if I'm sitting?

@dementedpixie

I start sitting and finish standing

Like Boyzone performing any one of their songs?

Do you do a key change at the same time