When did you first realize that you were "getting older"?

[Heavenly44]

When people starting pointing out grey hairs on Me.

Don't want to out my husband, but we have a very timid dog rescued by us at the age of eight. He's a big dog, and scared of everything. My husband told me once that when he'd let the dog outside he (the husband) had farted and our dog leapt in the air with all four paws of the ground. Don't know know whether husband had also farted and sneezed at same time?

off the ground, not 'of'

Oh for God's sake - coughed and sneezed, not farted whilst he was already farting. I'll go and do something else now.