To ask- What’s the funniest response you’ve seen to a post on Mumsnet?

[Carolduckingbaskin]

Just that really. Either a totally off topic question, a hilarious response or just something that made you laugh.

For me it was someone who had posted about her office chair frequently appearing damp and smelling of pee and someone just responded “woah we’re halfway there”.

There was a thread where somebody said they were sent home from work sick, with a stuck fart! It was hilarious

I have been beaten to it but the Penis Beaker thread always has me in hysterics!

A response on the penis beaker thread, "I'm feeling fruity tonight darling, fill up the penis beaker".

I have actually laughed more at these ones than I did at the time of the original threads!! Can anyone link to the Balonz thread please? I must have missed that one.

The thread about having earwax removed written like a Black Lace chapter. Aural G spot made me roar with laughter. Never forgotten such a brilliantly written post on such a mundane visit to the doctors.

Oh my God. UCM made me howl.

I second the earwax thread - hilarious.

Hulldads yoni massage thread was absolutely classic Mumsnet at it's finest and had me howling

And the lady in Scotland who said the postman wouldn't eat her fud (look it up !). She meant fudge obviously but I preferred the original version!

I think I hyperventilated

Anyone remember the one about ‘ going like a jackhammer’ ? I still laugh now

@pawsforawhile - I’ve just been searching for it. Can’t find it! Can you? I could do with a bloody good LOL.

Is there a link to UCM? I’m baffled.

Is there a link to UCM? I’m baffled.

Probably not because unfortunately one night she got inebriated and went on MN and spouted a lot of really disgusting racism so was banned and her posts removed.

Gin

Gimme a min and I'll try find them

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1729276-Yoni-Vaginal-Massage

the yoni one - copy and paste I don't know how to post a link!

I was a poetic contributer to this one and it still makes me giggle

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1387082-Ode-to-Brian-cox

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2613877-Having-my-ears-hoovered-out-tomorrow-and-Im-SO-excited

this was fabulous!

The one where the OP was being ridiculously mansplained to and patronised, I think by a new guy in the office and she titled him Shart-Goblin....there were various other 'sharty' type references on the thread which made me giggle a lot (on a train as well, the shame!)
Also loved the one about the fly-wheel space and how none of us knew what the OP was on about and she got more and more indignant!
What was the one about the really entitled OP who was having a destination wedding, was it Bali? somewhere like that? v entitled, bridezilla and kept posting ever more outrageous AIBU to do with her bridesmaids, guests etc who failed to live up to her expectations?

was it Bali?

Maui

The current sweary thread about lockdown. The poster who is pissed off by the village sourdough WhatsApp group, and will not be a slave to it in her cupboard.

@Spaghetti123 here’s the link to the PFB : www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2794674-AIBU-to-ask-you-all-for-your-most-PFB-moments

This is my favourite:

The “ Dressing gown of Doom “ thread where posters were talking about man flu & their DHs reaction - priceless

Laughing so hard my son just told me to stop it because the couch was wobbling !

It's not an answer as such but I'll always remember the thread about someone dunking their penis /lady bits in a glass of water. That gave me a giggle.
And "no is a complete answer /sentence "

Oh snapped and farted.

I remember it well...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3824231-DH-grunting-with-dressing-gown-of-doom

Oops

Carolduckingbaskin

@greydove28- see also “if this is all you have to worry about then lucky you” on something that is patently lighthearted.

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