Bozza spawns again

[longwayoff]

How delightful. A single mum. Hope he affords her more respect than other single mothers receive from him.

The best indication of someone's future behaviour is their past behaviour. Boris is behaving to type and, as the latest OW at the time, Carrie knew what she was getting herself into because it is all pretty much common knowledge in the circles she moves in. She is no fool and has chosen this. I wish her and the baby all the best, obviously. They are probably going to need it.

Imagine that heaving away I top of you? Weren't they fighting like dogs 5 months ago or something?

What perfect timing to announce this on a Saturday afternoon just as a prominent civil servant resigned noisily.

I appreciate that babies are blessings but fuck me I can't imagine why any woman with a moue of intelligence would procreate with such an absolute feckless piece of shit. I can't think of a single nice thing to say about him; he has not one redeeming feature.

How anyone can fancy him esp a 31 yr old(!)
Is beyond me but each to their own.

Congratulations Carrie!

However, I can't help noticing that your boyfriend has abandoned all the women he has had children with. So make sure you're financially secure and that all your mumsnet-style ducks are in a row all the time.

He can't have many squirrels left surely?

Ahem.

Dear Carrie,
May I draw your attention to a very useful resource for pregnant women and new mothers.
Mumsnet also has a robust section for relationship advice.
May I suggest that you take full advantage of our name changing facility.
Much love,
Justine x

She's gonna need that baby as insurance when he inevitably finds his next mistress.