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Bozza spawns again

57 replies

longwayoff · 29/02/2020 17:56

How delightful. A single mum. Hope he affords her more respect than other single mothers receive from him.

OP posts:
Sparklingbrook · 29/02/2020 17:57

Who is a single Mum?

HappyHammy · 29/02/2020 17:58

It takes two. Everyone loves a baby so congratulations

redwoodmazza · 29/02/2020 17:59

They're engaged.

shinyredbus · 29/02/2020 17:59

And? 🤷🏻‍♀️

crispysausagerolls · 29/02/2020 18:01

The only thing I will say is that I am deeply impressed by all the MNetters who called this months ago!

Topseyt · 29/02/2020 18:02

Somehow I am not surprised. It won't tame him though. Can he even remember how many other children he has?

gnushoes · 29/02/2020 18:02

Ew. Wouldn't touch him with yours.

GinDrinker00 · 29/02/2020 18:03

Come again?

theThreeofWeevils · 29/02/2020 18:05

Everyone loves a baby

Manifestly untrue.

truthontrial · 29/02/2020 18:05

Literally who cares, was so predictable.

Idk, but is she much younger than him. Hmm

Ethelfleda · 29/02/2020 18:06

Qué?

truthontrial · 29/02/2020 18:06

Scarey thats he pm isn't it when he carries on like this.

ilovesooty · 29/02/2020 18:07

Where's the sick / vomit emoj when you need it?

TheSevenDials · 29/02/2020 18:07

Does he even know what number dc this will be?

GinnyStrupac · 29/02/2020 18:07

No surprise.

MrHodgeymaheg · 29/02/2020 18:07

His parent had a lot of kids though didn't they? Maybe he is aspiring to be like his father.

I can't imagine him sucessfully changing a nappy.

10FrozenFingers · 29/02/2020 18:08
Fannia · 29/02/2020 18:09

Eeew

Shortdebate · 29/02/2020 18:09

She’s already five and half months gone, they hid it because they have been off and on and v turbulent. They then announced it today to deflect attention from the unprecedented resignation of the head civil servant at the Home Office.

GinnyStrupac · 29/02/2020 18:10

I'm sure that his nappy changing is similar to his floor mopping.

fortunatelynot · 29/02/2020 18:10

She isn’t a single mum.

ManonBlackbeak · 29/02/2020 18:11

Urghhh. No disrespect to Carrie, but why?!

pussycatinboots · 29/02/2020 18:11

Wouldn't touch him with yours
GrinGrinGrin

flowerycurtain · 29/02/2020 18:12

Too true @Shortdebate

I wish her and the baby the very best.

GinnyStrupac · 29/02/2020 18:13

He has created rather a lot of single mums. Funny that, when he is scathing of them.