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Bozza spawns again

57 replies

longwayoff · 29/02/2020 17:56

How delightful. A single mum. Hope he affords her more respect than other single mothers receive from him.

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amiapropermum · 29/02/2020 18:15

Who is Bozza? Genuine question

guinnessguzzler · 29/02/2020 18:18

I don't think even knows. If he wasn't such a horrendously damaged individual with literally no sense of self he wouldn't be such a prick.

WeArnottamused · 29/02/2020 18:18

Is he divorced yet?

truthontrial · 29/02/2020 18:18

They both accuse each other of abuse yet have a baby.

Oh dear.

AriadnesFilament · 29/02/2020 18:21

Where do you get ‘single mum’ from in this? Pejorative much?

BlackeyedSusan · 29/02/2020 18:26

How many other women has he got pregnant? Can't keep up.

EC22 · 29/02/2020 18:26

A Brexit baby! 😂

Flavabobble · 29/02/2020 18:30

They're engaged too.
He's not divorced yet, but they're engaged.
And he's our prime minister...

HenHarrier · 29/02/2020 18:30

Triumph of hope over experience.

Oh well.

Wauden · 29/02/2020 18:30

According to Wikipedia, he is still technically married to Marina, so it is odd to say that he and Carrie are engaged. Confused Even though he and Marina are getting divorced.

DecomposingRat · 29/02/2020 18:34

Grim, is this the 7th confirmed child (and there could be more)?

MaxNormal · 29/02/2020 18:36

She isn’t a single mum.
Yet.

PlomBear · 29/02/2020 18:37

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/21/police-called-to-loud-altercation-at-boris-johnsons-home

A neighbour told the Guardian they heard a woman screaming followed by “slamming and banging”. At one point Symonds could be heard telling Johnson to “get off me” and “get out of my flat”.

On the recording, heard by the Guardian, Johnson can be heard refusing to leave the flat and telling Symonds to “get off my fucking laptop” before there is a loud crashing noise.
Symonds is heard saying Johnson had ruined a sofa with red wine: “You just don’t care for anything because you’re spoilt. You have no care for money or anything.”
The neighbour said: “There was a smashing sound of what sounded like plates. There was a couple of very loud screams that I’m certain were Carrie and she was shouting to ‘get out’ a lot. She was saying ‘get out of my flat’ and he was saying no. And then there was silence after the screaming. My partner, who was in bed half asleep, had heard a loud bang and the house shook.”

Surely if Carrie posted this on MN along with the fact her partner is a lying, fat toad who is still married, denies having a child with his mistress and has children who refuse to see him we would be saying “LTB.”

GinnyStrupac · 29/02/2020 18:38

There are as many threads about this now as he has children. Almost.

longwayoff · 29/02/2020 18:42

What an interesting example this government is setting for us all to follow. Lying, accusations of bullying, promiscuous infidelity . . . Fab. When will the grown ups arrive? We're going to need them.

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WikkiTikkiWoo · 29/02/2020 18:48

It was all over twitter yesterday that she was pregnant, had caught him cheating again and given him a black eye which was the reason for him not being seen for two weeks.

StealthPolarBear · 29/02/2020 18:48

In fairness Carrie wouldn't need to post much on mn to be told to leave him, just who he is

sonjadog · 29/02/2020 18:51

I love the title of this thread. It exudes all the respect the PM deserves.

HostessTrolley · 29/02/2020 18:51

I’m thinking Terry Pratchett’s description of someone’s expression being ‘a rictus of intrigued horror’ is quite fitting...

MrHodgeymaheg · 29/02/2020 18:54

It was all over twitter yesterday that she was pregnant, had caught him cheating again and given him a black eye which was the reason for him not being seen for two weeks.

I know twitter isn't the most reliable source, but if it's true, wow, lucky kid.

Wauden · 29/02/2020 18:54

Will Carrie join MN afterwards?

Sharkyfan · 29/02/2020 18:54

Yes my first thought was ‘interesting’ timing of the announcement, with the home office story coming out on the same day, and criticisms about not convening cobra earlier...

longwayoff · 29/02/2020 18:56

Sounds delightful. Single parenthood sounding most appealing although BJ not keen on them. Single mothers and feckless, reckless fathers don't find favour with him. Pot. Kettle.

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BurMaMa2 · 29/02/2020 18:57

I understand that Mr Johnson's last wife is now divorced from him. In my opinion, Mr Johnson is academically highly intelligent, and socially very clever. However, his moral compass seems to be led by his greed. For everything.

NearlyGranny · 29/02/2020 19:00

I don't think it's on to propose to someone and get engaged before you're properly divorced!