AIBU to ask your top 3 requirements in a relationship

[policeandthieves]

Leading on from the new man small penis thread ( not a deal breaker for me BTW) and discussion with a friend.
What are you absolute requirements in a relationship ?
Mine are
Don't be stingy
Don't hem me in in
Don't irritate me

Everything else is a bonus

Kindness, humour, honesty. (in no particular order)

Be generous and open in nature.
Be up for fun - be able to be spontaneous.
Be reliable.

Commitment
Kindness
Industrious

Trust , love , acceptance

Loyalty
Humour/Nice person
Nice size penis.
I've said 4 but a tiny penis is a deal breaker for me! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Be respectful of my time, have good manners, make me smile/laugh often

No beating no cheating
Haven't met one yet (shouldn't be too much to ask for though right?)

Trust
Respect
Love

Fidelity, sense of humour, generosity.

Good communicator
Caring
Sense of humour

@AmazingGreats

Definitely not too much to ask

Oh, forgot about trust and respect. Damn I can't have just 3. There are things that are too important to me now.

Good sex

Trust
Intelligence in a practical/solution way not necessarily academics
Sparkle

Open
Honest
Adventurous

Honest
Reliable
Kind

Honesty
Respect
Compassion

I think values need to be the same

Personalities can be ying to the yang and what not but values, they need to be in near total alignment.

Fidelity
Humour (as in same humour as mine)
Emotional Intelligence

Kind, funny and honest.

Witty
Pretty
Titty

In that order.

Financially well-off

Open minded

Honest

Financial honesty
Respect
Perspective

don't be abusive
I don't have any more.

Solvent
Drives
Looks after me