To ask what you learned today

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I feel an idiot as a colleague has just gone off to microwave lunch IN THE FOIL CONTAINER IT CAME IN - apparently this is now ok. I feel old and stupid.
Anyone care to share anything else with me to stop me feeling stupid in future situations?

If you get a nail in your tyre they can fix it With foam and you don’t need a new tyre.

You can “lodge a cheque” via the Halifax online banking app by taking a photo of the cheque and uploading it.

When Google Maps warns you there's a disabled car ahead it means there's a broken down car on the side of the road and not, as I thought, a vehicle carrying someone disabled

Bet it is some fancy NASA foil

I learned the tickley throat I had yesterday will turn into full blown black death

I have the tickly throat black death thing too Mrsjayy a coughing fit every time I eat. Very attractive.

I haven't learned anything today yet because I haven't ventured out but need to go and get some good cold and flu drugs.

Today I learned there are 15 nuclear reactor sites in the UK.

I would have only guessed at 4 or 5.

(boring, soz)

I'm still waiting to learn if you can still get Turkey Twizzlers?!!?

Aww @Sparklingbrook it is rubbish eh I am on day nurse/night nurse hoping it shifts soon.

I don't think so @RedElephants Jamie Os fault

OP I did not know about foil

I am going to go and get some Night Nurse I think Mrsjayy if I can get off the sofa.

I feel an idiot as a colleague has just gone off to microwave lunch IN THE FOIL CONTAINER IT CAME IN - apparently this is now ok

Since WHEN???

Stop trying to make microwaving foil happen. Microwaving foil is never going to happen.

What?

He put it in with the foil still on?

Did it not spark and break? 😱

Yes, you can put foil in. Some microwave user instructions tell you how.

I discovered my local Tesco is hell on Earth on a Monday.

I discovered my ex h is a total dick and it's extremely unlikely our split will be amicable now

You can bleach the colour out of polyester.

My new black trousers, worn for the third time today, now have brown knees.

And can't be re-dyed.

Avocado is out of food fashion. Being cash crop, water requirements and it's effect on neighbors who might farm for substinence.

I was made feel really bad to eat one.

That I can't say "bless you" when someone sneezes as it's not politically correct!

That John Lewis has literally over a thousand women’s jumpers for sale. Got there in the end, but that’s an hour of my life I won’t get back.

I always say bless you and never have offended anybody who said it wasn't PC

I can do full squats
(I couldn't do a proper one a couple of weeks ago)

That Almost Famous is a shite film and stole two hours of my life which I am now owed by Cameron Crowe.

Oh on that note yesterday I found out a distant relative is a wear your poppy it offends muslims idiot so I have hid them for now might casually delete them later on