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I will use my powers of woo to tap into the universe and tell you all you need to know

Moved abroad. It's all going wrong. Should we stay and keep trying?

Every time I ask a question on one of these psychic threads I get overlooked. I must be unreadable. Woo.

Does my friend forgive me ?

I am nearly seventy and have all the symptoms of pregnancy (long time since I menstruated). Will I go through labour and produce nothing at the end of it? Or is it just wind?

When is the date that I will get married and what's his name? 😍😉

@shiveringtimber I think you asked about your love life and the response was chlamydia. How you take this really depends on how much you trust a total stranger with no qualifications on the internet randomly saying this, whether it means now or in the future!! However, if you are concerned...

Chlamydia can go undiagnosed as a low level infection for many years. If you were tested for it after your last relationship finished, then you do not have it. Also, in any new relationship, it’s the responsible thing for you both to get tested for all STIs. This is the best way you can protect yourself, along with wearing condoms.

Hope your love life improves soon 😀

@Cliff143 You will marry Rob on 24 April 2023

@poochiemaloochie Yes

never answer

am I pregnant

@WhatFreshHell71 Moving abroad can be bumpy at first. The stars say hang on a little longer

@MrsTWH In a box in the bathroom

@JeSuisPoulet You have forgotten what your inner child is

@jess3817 Remember that sometimes the best solutions come when you stop seeking them

Woah deep!
I was thinking something on the shopping list or a party invite
I'll go and install that indoor swing then...

I have had three pre ops for the same operation and it still hasn't happened. Received a letter to attend a fourth pre-op back in August. Wrote to consultant saying basically it's pointless (as pre-ops run out after four months) unless you can confirm I am having this operation. No reply received. Just received a further letter asking to go for the fourth pre op.

My question is: should I go for the pre op and will the operation happen?

@MissConductUS You are already distantly aware of your soulmate

WillI I have anymore children?

@SilverySurfer Slipping out of my fake woo mode to say that sounds so frustrating. I really dont know, but how can they do that? Pisstake. I'm guessing you have too much to lose to blow it off

Is my Little Bean ok, are they at peace now?

When will I stop feeling like life is a treadmill and so undervalued

@Disfordarkchocolate You will receive a special Christmas present that contains the key to unlocking a new life path

What will I have for tea?

Is someone close to me who recently passed away sending me messages? And if so can you tell me who they're from?

I really want to know where mums eternity ring is