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[MoanerLeaser]

I will use my powers of woo to tap into the universe and tell you all you need to know

The UK voted to join the European Community about 40 years ago and it eventually became the European Union, or 'EU' for short. If the UK were to have another vote on whether to remain in the EU or to leave, what would be the likely result? If it were to vote to leave, would the UK do so in an orderly manner, with a trade agreement in place, or would it be disruptive, leading to an economic downturn, humane uncertainty, medicine shortages, rising inflation and job losses or will it all be smooth and hunky dory do you think? I know this is a hypothetical question, but as you can see into the future perhaps you could tell us all what we really want to know.

Will this be the month?

Additionally, will we be in by January?

@loobylou10

What is this mystery rash that even the doctor can't figure out?

What a bitchy post,

Will i fall pregnant soon?
... 😊

Will we sell our house this month?

@LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD

Excellent. Pretty much what I was already thinking. Go get that fortune cookie job!

Does MM miss me?

Thank you@LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD! ❤

What happened to me last weekend?

Kind of two in one as I don't want one without the other... Will I get pregnant really soon and will my next baby survive pregnancy?

Is this positive

Will I meet my soulmate in London too?

If you’re psychic you wouldn’t need to ask ... you’d be offering your woos of wisdom

My life is shit, dig deep into the woo and tell me when something nice will happen and what it will be?

Should I try for another baby?

@MoanaLeaser very very wrong!

I can't possibly have chlamydia though, because I haven't had sex in years (almost eight, to be precise). I'm a single mum without any love life but I was hoping to know when (if??) my lonely situation will improve. Cruelty to tell me it will improve if I get rid of chlamydia.

I call fakery.

What should I do?

Will I get the phone call that I’m waiting for.

What should I do about it?

What have I forgotten?

What are the winning numbers for Fridays Euromillions draw?

Where is my missing necklace?!