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To think this isn't a condom wrapper?

145 replies

naneee · 19/08/2019 18:13

This appeared in my house today. No idea what it is, or where it came from!
DH thinks it's a condom wrapper. I have no idea? Doesn't look like that to me, it's small, more papery than made of foil..
Any ideas??

To think this isn't a condom wrapper?
OP posts:
DoulaDaisy · 19/08/2019 19:20

Cock ring package from poundland.

Serin · 19/08/2019 19:20

Individual tea bag wrapper?

Chunkers · 19/08/2019 19:20

I googled silver flavour sachet and your pic came up in the results! It was a fair way down the page, but still...

skybluee · 19/08/2019 19:21

I think it's a salt sachet from salt and shake crisps. I can't find an exact picture but here is what I mean:

To think this isn't a condom wrapper?
ShirleyPhallus · 19/08/2019 19:23

What will licking it do?

It’s the token response to “I found a weird looking pill in my house” so thought it may be useful here

Sorrysorrysosorry · 19/08/2019 19:23

I think it's a salt sachet from salt and shake crisps

Aren’t they still blue and rectangle rather than silver square?

skybluee · 19/08/2019 19:27

The branded ones are... from 'Salt n Shake' but other ones aren't

Crinkle77 · 19/08/2019 19:28

Some sort of legal high?

pickme · 19/08/2019 19:29

Does it matter? I would just if thrown it in the bin.

RitaMills · 19/08/2019 19:36

It could still be a condom wrapper, considering it has no writing on it it could’ve been washed in someone’s pocket maybe... you know like when you sometimes accidentally leave a crisp packet in your jeans pocket then wash them, it goes kind of papery and the coating washes away?

MayLeaveADentInYourSofa · 19/08/2019 19:36

Not a condom wrapper. As well as the use by date there would also be a circle imprinted where the condom has been.

I'm with the noodle spice theory.

Why? Whose do you think it is?

naneee · 19/08/2019 19:40

I don't think nothing, if I had found it a condom wrapper wouldn't have even crossed my mind..i think it's a flavouring sachet or something.. just trying to prove a point to DH

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DinkyDonkeyDooDoo · 19/08/2019 19:47

I'm going for some kind of wipe sachet because you can see the light hitting the slightly raised square shape on the surface.

Any excuse for a 'diagram' Grin

To think this isn't a condom wrapper?
bobstersmum · 19/08/2019 19:52

Is your dh accusing you?

KoalaTea · 19/08/2019 19:58

probably a lol doll accessory packet or a flavouring one.

naneee · 19/08/2019 19:58

Not exactly accusing, more just insisting that it is in fact a condom wrapper Confused actually did wonder if it was maybe a wipe of some kind too 🤔

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jimmyhill · 19/08/2019 20:02

Pot noodle flavoured condom

Log it with 101

Shadow1986 · 19/08/2019 20:05

You know those plug in vapour things when the kids have colds - looks like a wrapper for a vapour pad.

PartridgeJoan · 19/08/2019 20:06

Looks like one of those sachets you get with noodles. If it was a condom wouldn't it have a date on it?

Also can you feel an ident in a ring shape?

ScrambledSmegs · 19/08/2019 20:08

I know someone who rummaged down the the sofa cushions looking for spare change and found a used condom.

I’d count your find as a win, OP.

skybluee · 19/08/2019 20:08

Ooh Dinky good spot! Could it be nail varnish remover wipes?

www.aliexpress.com/item/32869068353.html

PartridgeJoan · 19/08/2019 20:08

We have some packets of menthol strips for our calpol plug in, they are branded but look similar in shape... perhaps something like that?

FenellaVelour · 19/08/2019 20:11

I once went into work after a week off and was outraged to find a small square packet on my desk with “Jiffy” written on it.

“Who the hell left a condom on my desk?!”

On closer inspection it was a pot noodle flavour sachet with the words “ready in a jiffy” printed on 😬

RonnieScotts · 19/08/2019 20:16

Definitely not a condom wrapper

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